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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Beavis Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drake Bradley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drake Bradley has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Beavis Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Drake Bradley!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio has Bradley up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cornholio.
Cornholio with a knee to the head.
It looks like Drake Bradley has been cut.
Bradley is trying to break free.
Cornholio keeps control of Bradley as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cornholio will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bradley up against the cage.
Bradley taking a breather.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bradley letting Cornholio take a breather here.
Bradley takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bradley is looking to break free of the clinch but Cornholio has double underhooks.
Cornholio looking to throw knees to the head but Bradley is blocking nicely.
Cornholio looking to throw knees to the head but Bradley is blocking nicely.
Cornholio misses with a knee to the head.
Cornholio landing knees to the head.
Bradley wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Bradley wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bradley tries to break the clinch but Cornholio is controlling the position.
Cornholio misses with an elbow over the top.
Bradley avoiding damage as Cornholio throws knees to the body.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but Bradley blocks it.
Cornholio is breathing heavily.
Bradley has had enough of the clinch but Cornholio keeps him there for the moment.
A knee to the head by Cornholio.
Cornholio blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bradley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bradley wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cornholio has him pressed against the cage.
Cornholio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bradley breaks from the clinch.
Cornholio tries to clinch but Bradley moves out of range.
Bradley misses with a wild combination.
Cornholio misses with a head kick.
Cornholio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bradley.
Cornholio moves out of range as Bradley strikes.
Cornholio moves out of range of the strikes.
Cornholio slips a jab and a cross from Bradley.
Bradley misses with a few strikes there.
Cornholio wants to clinch.
Cornholio throws a sloppy head kick and Bradley moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The fighters circling - Cornholio throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cornholio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Bradley finds it's way through Cornholio's defenses.
Beavis Cornholio is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bradley throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bradley looks to land a combination. Cornholio sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cornholio throws a body kick that misses.
Cornholio slips under a jab from Bradley.
Bradley keeps the fight on the outside.
Cornholio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cornholio dodges the punch combination from Bradley.
Cornholio is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bradley throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bradley scores with a sloppy right hand. Cornholio should have avoided that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bradley swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bradley swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cornholio on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bradley swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bradley tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cornholio was well out of range. Poor timing from Bradley.
Bradley throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cornholio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cornholio moves into range and clinches up with Bradley.
Cornholio looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but Bradley blocks it.
Cornholio scores with a knee to the head.
Cornholio throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bradley blocks it with crossed arms.
Cornholio misses with a knee to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bradley as Cornholio tries to tie him up.
Bradley wants to break free but Cornholio has control.
Cornholio with a knee to the head.
Bradley is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bradley breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Bradley counter with a right hand.
Bradley staying out of range there.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bradley paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.
Bradley fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bradley pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cornholio is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
No joy there for Bradley, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bradley scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cornholio looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cornholio showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bradley.
Cornholio falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bradley counters with a lovely shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beavis Cornholio dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Drake Bradley's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Bradley stalks Cornholio and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Cornholio's face. Cornholio staggers backwards, shaken.
Bradley misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cornholio!
Cornholio plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bradley avoids the head kick by Cornholio.
Bradley throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bradley takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That has opened up Drake Bradley's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bradley looks to land a combination but Cornholio avoids it well.
An inside leg kick lands from Cornholio.
Cornholio gets a clinch.
Bradley has a couple of punches blocked by Cornholio.
Cornholio scores with a knee to the head.
Cornholio landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head.
Cornholio landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cornholio effectively controlling the action here.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio connects with a knee to the head.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bradley wants to break free but Cornholio has control.
Bradley avoids the elbow strike from Cornholio, against the cage.
Bradley has had enough of the clinch but Cornholio keeps him there for the moment.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head.
Cornholio blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cornholio has a couple of punches blocked by Bradley.
Bradley throws an elbow that misses.
Cornholio lands an elbow just above Bradley 's eye.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bradley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cornholio blocks the elbow strike.
Bradley takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bradley is looking to break free of the clinch but Cornholio has double underhooks.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bradley displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cornholio up against the cage.
Cornholio throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bradley blocks it with crossed arms.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Bradley lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cornholio.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cornholio with a knee to the head.
Bradley lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cornholio backwards.
Bradley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cornholio is trying to stall.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Bradley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cornholio using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bradley has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bradley wants to stall.
Bradley is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bradley breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bradley with a hook.
Bradley might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Cornholio avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cornholio tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bradley counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bradley.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Cornholio lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Cornholio.
Cornholio using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bradley has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bradley wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cornholio blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bradley is trying to break free.
Cornholio landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cornholio throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bradley blocks it with crossed arms.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
Cornholio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bradley tries to break the clinch but Cornholio is controlling the position.
Bradley tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cornholio connects with a knee to the head.
Cornholio missing with knees to the body.
Bradley is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Cornholio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bradley wants to get back to striking at distance but Cornholio won't allow it.
Bradley tries to stall but Cornholio uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Bradley wants to break free but Cornholio has control.
A body shot lands from Cornholio.
Cornholio unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bradley lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bradley just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cornholio's brow.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bradley is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bradley takes a knee right on the jaw!
A nice left hand lands by Bradley.
Cornholio blocks an uppercut.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bradley blocks the elbow strike.
Bradley is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Cornholio taking a breather.
Bradley doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bradley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bradley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bradley wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cornholio using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cornholio's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bradley breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bradley misses with a series of wild punches.
Cornholio throws a sloppy head kick and Bradley moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beavis Cornholio dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Drake Bradley's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Bradley swinging wilding here.
Bradley avoids the head kick by Cornholio.
Drake Bradley is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cornholio tries to clinch up but Bradley circles away and keeps his distance.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bradley tries for a takedown but Cornholio sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bradley swats away the attempt to clinch by Cornholio.
Bradley swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cornholio misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bradley throws a head kick but Cornholio moves out of range.
Cornholio clinches up with Bradley and pushes him back against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cornholio landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cornholio blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cornholio.
A knee to the head by Cornholio.
Cornholio connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bradley's face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cornholio misses with a knee strike.
Cornholio scores with a shoulder strike.
Cornholio lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cornholio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bradley breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bradley throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bradley throws a lazy head kick
and Cornholio makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A head kick from Cornholio lands but Bradley takes it in his stride.
Bradley shoots in for a takedown but Cornholio shows good takedown defense.
A head kick from Cornholio lands but Bradley takes it in his stride.
Bradley lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cornholio lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Bradley throws a combination that misses
and Cornholio holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Cornholio blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cornholio using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bradley has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
Cornholio landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bradley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Cornholio.
Bradley can't break the clinch.
Cornholio looking to throw knees to the head but Bradley is blocking nicely.
Bradley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short uppercut from Cornholio.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cornholio landing knees to the head.
Bradley has had enough of the clinch but Cornholio keeps him there for the moment.
Cornholio lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bradley scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bradley tries to pull guard but Cornholio won't allow it.
Beavis Cornholio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Drake Bradley.
Bradley takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cornholio keeps control of Bradley as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bradley is looking to break free of the clinch but Cornholio has double underhooks.
Cornholio throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bradley blocks it with crossed arms.
Cornholio tries to land a knee to the head but Bradley blocks with his arms.
Bradley throws a head punch that misses.
Bradley tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A knee to the head by Cornholio.
Cornholio is pressed up against the cage. Bradley has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cornholio down to the mat. Cornholio avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cornholio tries to clinch up but Bradley circles away and keeps his distance.
Cornholio throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bradley's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio misses with a head kick.
Cornholio slips a jab and a cross from Bradley.
Cornholio moves in looking to clinch but Bradley pushes him off.
Cornholio tries to clinch up.
Beavis Cornholio is winning the standup battle so far.
Bradley has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bradley there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.
Cornholio is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bradley.
Drake Bradley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cornholio slips a jab and a cross from Bradley.
Cornholio pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cornholio tries a head kick but it misses.
Cornholio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bradley takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.
Bradley misses with a series of wild punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bradley takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Bradley blocks a head kick by Cornholio.
Bradley misses with the combination.
A head kick from Cornholio lands but Bradley takes it in his stride.
Bradley misses with a series of wild punches.
Cornholio throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Bradley to counter with a crisp jab.
Cornholio tries a head kick but it misses.
Bradley misses with a combination
and Cornholio counters with a low kick, right behind Bradley 's knee.
Bradley takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cornholio bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bradley throws a head kick but Cornholio moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Beavis Cornholio showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cornholio has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight for Beavis Cornholio!
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight for Beavis Cornholio!
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight for Beavis Cornholio!
Beavis Cornholio wins by unanimous decision!
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