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TWGC 22 (265lbs, D1): Finals - Round 1 PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 1906 p4p, 0 weight class) and Indigo Starseed (ranked 12339 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Indigo Starseed was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 6 losses; Professor Dickweed! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 7 losses; Indigo Starseed!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Starseed looks for a takedown but Dickweed sprawls well.
Dickweed shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Starseed is trying to defend but Dickweed finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (0) Starseed
Dickweed is pressing down on Starseed's thigh, looking to free his foot. Starseed is holding on for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dickweed trying to control from half guard but Starseed is working away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickweed is really struggling to control Starseed but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Dickweed is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Starseed reverses the position - he's now on top in Dickweed's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (2) Starseed
Starseed sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dickweed working for a triangle but Starseed defends it easily.
Dickweed managing to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed keeping moving, preventing Starseed from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dickweed holds on and takes a little breather.
Dickweed looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dickweed holds on and takes a little breather.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed working a defensive guard here.
Dickweed had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Starseed defends it easily.
Dickweed is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starseed stopping the sweep attempt from Dickweed.
Starseed got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dickweed has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Starseed has managed to get both his arms back between Dickweed's legs - danger averted.
Dickweed looking for a guillotine here but Starseed defends easily.
Starseed looking to pass the guard.
My spies in HELLCADEMY (Ground Training) inform me that Starseed has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed trying to keep a closed guard but Starseed is proving a slippery customer.
Starseed stopping the sweep attempt from Dickweed.
Starseed sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dickweed controls Starseed momentarily but Starseed frees himself.
Starseed sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Dickweed wants to control but Starseed passes easily into half guard.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed is trying to get back to full guard.
Dickweed might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Starseed wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dickweed keeps working.
Dickweed is controlling Starseed's trapped leg to prevent Starseed from advancing to side control.
Starseed trying to mount his opponent but Dickweed defends it.
Dickweed tries to roll over but Starseed keeps him under control.
Dickweed gets back to full guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Starseed preventing the sweep.
Dickweed is trying to control the position but Starseed postures up.
Dickweed tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dickweed escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Starseed gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dickweed had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Starseed defends it easily.
Dickweed controls Starseed momentarily but Starseed frees himself.
Starseed preventing the sweep.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed trying to keep a closed guard but Starseed is proving a slippery customer.
Dickweed is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Starseed is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dickweed has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Starseed can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dickweed looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dickweed is trying to keep Starseed in close.
Dickweed is pulling down on Starseed's head to control his posture.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Starseed controls the pace.
Starseed's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Dickweed looking to hit a scissor sweep but Starseed is one step ahead there.
Dickweed looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Starseed passes into half guard.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Starseed controlling the pace.
Dickweed trying to control but Starseed postures up.
Dickweed is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Starseed jumps into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (5) Starseed
Dickweed is trying to control Starseed's posture but Starseed avoids it.
Dickweed is looking for a sweep.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Dickweed is looking to regain half guard here but Starseed keeps moving and retains side control.
Dickweed is trying to control Starseed's posture but Starseed avoids it.
Starseed controlling the position.
Dickweed wants to control but Starseed postures up.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Starseed in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Dickweed struggling a bit here.
Dickweed is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Dickweed struggling a bit here.
Dickweed tries to bench press Starseed off him but Starseed keeps the position.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed is working hard here to advance position.
Starseed controls the position from side control.
Dickweed is looking to regain half guard here but Starseed keeps moving and retains side control.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face as Starseed controls the position.
Dickweed tries to bench press Starseed off him but Starseed keeps the position.
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Starseed's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed wants to control but Starseed is keeping busy.
Starseed stalling.
Dickweed wants to control but Starseed is keeping busy.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dickweed.
Starseed controlling from the top position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dickweed holds on and takes a little breather.
Starseed wants to control from the top but Dickweed keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dickweed wants to sweep here but Starseed controlling him for the moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
Starseed wins on points by 5 to 2.
Post fight, Indigo Starseed stared into the camera and said 'Man first off I want to say thank you to the creator for allowing me to show you all my true potential tonight, and then I would like to thank Broken Halo Pride! You are my blood and my family! I also want to say Garfield, your a a beast man, if you would have just laced off the lasagna I might no'. |
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