PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kile Jr Ii (ranked 5651 p4p, 514 weight class) and John Wariat (ranked 5485 p4p, 0 weight class). John Wariat told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Jr Ii
vs
Wariat

175 cm
21
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kile Jr Ii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Wariat!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jr Ii jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jr Ii throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wariat makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Jr Ii really felt that one!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Wariat. Jr Ii shrugs it off though.
A slow jab from Jr Ii misses its intended target.
Jr Ii misses with a wild body shot.
Wariat throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wariat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jr Ii takes a swing at Wariat's ribcage but misses.
Wariat lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jr Ii takes a swing at Wariat's ribcage but misses.
Wariat feints and then cracks Jr Ii's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jr Ii down.
Jr Ii throws a body punch but Wariat moves out of range.
Jr Ii throws out a loose jab but Wariat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wariat just misses with a punch to the body.
Jr Ii walks forward, straight into a front kick from Wariat.
Wariat uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jr Ii.
Despite the aggression on Wariat's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jr Ii staying out of range there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jr Ii. Wariat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wariat is looking for the big counter here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jr Ii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wariat.

Jr Ii closes the distance and pushes Wariat back into the cage.
Jr Ii lands with a light punch inside.
Jr Ii keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wariat's efforts to push away.
Jr Ii scores with a shot to the side of Wariat's head.
A short body shot lands from Jr Ii as the two fighters clinch.
Jr Ii lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wariat backwards.
Jr Ii has Wariat pressed against the cage.
Jr Ii stalling in the clinch.
Jr Ii keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wariat's efforts to push away.
Wariat tries to break free but Jr Ii pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii lands a hook that snaps the head of Wariat backwards.
Wariat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wariat is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jr Ii gets through Wariat's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wariat is trying to break free.
Wariat wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jr Ii lands a left hand.
Jr Ii lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Jr Ii.
Wariat wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wariat can't break the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Jr Ii.
Jr Ii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wariat wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wariat tries to circle away but Jr Ii has him pinned against the cage.
Wariat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jr Ii pressing his opponent against the cage.
Jr Ii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wariat wants to get back to striking at distance but Jr Ii won't allow it.
Wariat can't break the clinch.
A short left from Jr Ii.
Wariat is trying to break the clinch but Jr Ii is controlling him.
Jr Ii prevents a body shot from Wariat.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jr Ii.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jr Ii lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jr Ii scores with a hook to the body.
Jr Ii lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wariat looks winded!
Jr Ii has Wariat pressed against the cage.
Jr Ii lands an uppercut.
Jr Ii's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wariat is trying to break the clinch but Jr Ii is controlling him.
Wariat tries to break the clinch but Jr Ii is controlling the position.
Wariat wants to get back to striking at distance but Jr Ii won't allow it.
Jr Ii leaning his opponent against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kile Jr Ii dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Wariat feints and then cracks Jr Ii's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jr Ii down.
Jr Ii misses with an uppercut.
Wariat throws a counter combo.
Jr Ii swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jr Ii waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wariat.
Wariat takes a swing at Jr Ii's ribcage but misses.
John Wariat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wariat scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jr Ii just misses with a punch to the body.
Jr Ii throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jr Ii misses with a hook. Wariat ducked under it nicely.
John Wariat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jr Ii misses the jab.
Wariat only half commits to the counter leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jr Ii throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wariat sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jr Ii throws a looping overhand right but Wariat ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jr Ii misses the target.
Jr Ii looks to land a combination but Wariat avoids it well.
Wariat slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Wariat misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wariat throws a series of punches but Jr Ii avoids them all with ease.
Jr Ii ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wariat moves away.
Jr Ii fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wariat manages to avoid it.
No joy there for Wariat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jr Ii swings for the body but Wariat moves out of range.
Jr Ii fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wariat manages to avoid it.
Jr Ii throws a body shot but no joy.
Wariat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jr Ii has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wariat.
Wariat thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jr Ii if he has to take too many more of those.
Jr Ii just misses with a punch to the body.
Wariat throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jr Ii sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Jr Ii pushes Wariat up against the cage in a clinch.
Jr Ii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jr Ii keeps control of Wariat as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wariat tries to throw a body punch but Jr Ii avoids it by throwing Wariat back against the cage.
Jr Ii lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jr Ii cracks Wariat with a nice body shot.
Jr Ii lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wariat is trying to break the clinch but Jr Ii has him pressed against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jr Ii takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jr Ii taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jr Ii scores with a shot to the side of Wariat's head.
Jr Ii leaning against his opponent.
Kile Jr Ii has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jr Ii lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jr Ii taking a breather.
Jr Ii lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wariat backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii is pushing Wariat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jr Ii lands an uppercut.
Jr Ii lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from Jr Ii - that landed with a thud.
Jr Ii works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wariat is breathing heavily.
Jr Ii lands a shoulder strike.
Jr Ii lands with a left to the head.
Jr Ii lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Jr Ii.
Wariat wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jr Ii has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jr Ii lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jr Ii.
Jr Ii lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Jr Ii.
Jr Ii lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Jr Ii.
Jr Ii lands an uppercut.
Jr Ii is leaning against Wariat and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wariat being controlled against the cage.
Jr Ii is pushing Wariat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jr Ii gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kile Jr Ii dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jr Ii misses with a wild body shot.
Jr Ii misses with a wild body shot.
Jr Ii throws an overhand right that lands on Wariat's shoulder, as Wariat tries to avoid the shot.
Wariat avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wariat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wariat misses with an uppercut.
Jr Ii ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wariat moves away.
Jr Ii misses with the combination.
Jr Ii throws a body shot but no joy.
Wariat moves away from the strike by Jr Ii.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wariat misses the jab.
Jr Ii wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jr Ii avoids the body shot from Wariat.
Jr Ii throws a body punch but Wariat moves out of range.
A punch combination from Wariat misses.
Jr Ii seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jr Ii takes a swing at Wariat's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wariat keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jr Ii.
Jr Ii throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wariat unleashes a big counter combination but Jr Ii bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wariat avoids the body shot from Jr Ii.
Jr Ii just misses with a punch to the body.
Jr Ii throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wariat throws an overhand right that lands on Jr Ii's shoulder, as Jr Ii tries to avoid the shot.
Jr Ii steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Wariat. That one must have hurt.
Jr Ii throws a jab but it's blocked by Wariat.
Wariat pushes Jr Ii away with a front kick.
Wariat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jr Ii.
Jr Ii fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wariat manages to avoid it.
Jr Ii looks to land a combination but Wariat avoids it well.
Jr Ii sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jr Ii takes a swing at Wariat's ribcage but misses.
Wariat throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jr Ii sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wariat takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii misses with a hook.
Wariat misses the shot to the body.
Jr Ii will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Wariat is looking to slow Jr Ii down with leg kicks.
Wariat ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jr Ii moves away.
Wariat slips a straight right by Jr Ii.
A slow jab from Wariat misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from Wariat misses.
Wariat uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jr Ii.
Jr Ii throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wariat turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A big right from Jr Ii misses.
Jr Ii lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wariat circles away quickly and effectively.
Wariat misses with a looping left.
Wariat looks to score with a jab to the body but Jr Ii is just out of range.
Jr Ii ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wariat moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wariat uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jr Ii.
Wariat misses with a wild body shot.
Kile Jr Ii is winning the standup battle so far.
Jr Ii throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jr Ii swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jr Ii throws a big shot that misses.

Jr Ii clinches up with Wariat and pushes him back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Wariat's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short uppercut from Jr Ii.
Wariat is trying to break the clinch but Jr Ii is controlling him.
Jr Ii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wariat has had enough of the clinch but Jr Ii keeps him there for the moment.
Jr Ii lands a hook that snaps the head of Wariat backwards.
The referee calls for Jr Ii to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jr Ii displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wariat up against the cage.
Jr Ii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jr Ii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jr Ii lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wariat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jr Ii dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Jr Ii manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jr Ii seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
John Wariat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kile Jr Ii is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jr Ii dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kile Jr Ii showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jr Ii has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Kile Jr Ii!
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Kile Jr Ii!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Kile Jr Ii!

Kile Jr Ii wins by unanimous decision!