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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derek Payne (ranked 720 p4p, 75 weight class) and Lazerus Limbtwister (ranked 1580 p4p, 158 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Limbtwister's choice of entrance music: Breaking bones,Taking war-by CANNIBAL CORPSE. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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245 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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192 cm
28
268 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Derek Payne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Limbtwister!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limbtwister with a poor takedown
and Payne counters with a nice body shot.
Limbtwister throws a poor cross that misses
and Limbtwister takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Lazerus Limbtwister has been cut.
Limbtwister shoots in and drives through. Payne sprawls well.
Payne was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Limbtwister throws a hook but Payne avoids it easily.
Payne is looking for a counter combo.
Payne has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Damage Inc. in the buildup to the fight.
Payne darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Limbtwister throws the left hand but Payne avoids the punch easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Payne.
Limbtwister doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Payne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That has opened up Lazerus Limbtwister's cut even more.
Derek Payne has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lazerus Limbtwister.
Payne ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Payne drops Limbtwister with a naaaaasty hook - Limbtwister is in real trouble here! Payne dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derek Payne!
A very excited looking Derek Payne made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Lazerus Limbtwister stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ill be back bitches'.
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A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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