PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 318 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fernando Oreiro (ranked 2512 p4p, 0 weight class). Fernando Oreiro has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rees Mogg
vs
Oreiro

180 cm
20
192 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
190 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jacob Rees Mogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fernando Oreiro!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oreiro misses with a hook
and Oreiro takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Fernando Oreiro has been cut.
Oreiro misses with a body punch
and Rees Mogg cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rees Mogg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rees Mogg misses with a hook
and Oreiro cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Some wild striking there from Rees Mogg.
Oreiro throws out a counter right but Rees Mogg avoids it with no problem.
Rees Mogg lands with a cross.
Rees Mogg misses with a hook. Oreiro ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oreiro thows a left - swing and a miss!
A slow jab from Rees Mogg misses its intended target.
Rees Mogg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oreiro sizes up Rees Mogg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rees Mogg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rees Mogg scores with a hook.
Rees Mogg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oreiro wants to counter the offense by Rees Mogg and move into the clinch position.
Oreiro misses the shot to the body.
Rees Mogg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Oreiro misses with a jab to the body

and Rees Mogg counters with a nice right hand that sends Oreiro toppling to the canvas! Oreiro scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Rees Mogg finish him?!

Oreiro is rocked!

That has opened up Fernando Oreiro's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oreiro leaves his chin hanging out and Rees Mogg seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Oreiro crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jacob Rees Mogg!
A relieved looking Jacob Rees Mogg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.