PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Black Guy (ranked 1072 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rhif Un (ranked 927 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Prince of Bel-Air. Black Guy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rhif Un's chin.

Guy
vs
Un

197 cm
27
275 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
270 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Black Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rhif Un!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy throws a combination. Un tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Un misses with a looping left.
Un scores with a body shot.
Guy misses with a straight right.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Un pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Guy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Un doesn't seem bothered though.
Guy scores with a jab to the body.
Un misses with a hook.
Guy scores with a decent looking hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Un throws a nice looking combination but Guy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Guy misses the shot to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Guy, as that shot connected.
Un throws out a loose jab but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guy lands a slapping body shot.
Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Un looks winded!
Guy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Un under the eye.
Un keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy is looking to wear down Un with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
BOOM! Guy lands a beautiful left hook that drops Un. Un tries to recover but Guy is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Un lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Black Guy!
A very excited looking Black Guy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.