PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Lesnar (ranked 138 p4p, 6 weight class) and THumongous Heritageaka (ranked 1495 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lesnar
vs
Heritageaka

185 cm
27
285 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

184 cm
26
291 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good gas tank

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, THumongous Heritageaka!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lesnar definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lesnar presses Heritageaka against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lesnar struggles to land a body shot inside as Heritageaka controls his hands.

Heritageaka successfully pulls guard.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lesnar is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Heritageaka has his foot on Lesnar's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Lesnar works his way back into a safe position though.
Lesnar makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

Heritageaka escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lesnar gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Heritageaka working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lesnar doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Heritageaka is tightening it up a little... Lesnar has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Lesnar reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Lesnar taps out! Nice BJJ there by Heritageaka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). THumongous Heritageaka!
THumongous Heritageaka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.