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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ashley Sharp (ranked 25332 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jammy Ouchieface (ranked 5333 p4p, 512 weight class). Ouchieface has chosen Roses Really Smell Like Poopoo as his entrance music. Ashley Sharp has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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193 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
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190 cm
20
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ashley Sharp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jammy Ouchieface!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Ouchieface misses.
Sharp really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sharp lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sharp as he jumps to the side.
Sharp avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sharp throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouchieface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sharp scores with a three punch combo!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouchieface tries to clinch but Sharp moves out of range.
Ouchieface fails with a takedown attempt.
Sharp wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Ouchieface darts in trying to clinch
and Sharp counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Ouchieface is pressing down on Sharp's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Ouchieface looking for a triangle here. Sharp is fighting it but it looks tight! Ouchieface pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Sharp is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Jammy Ouchieface!
A relieved looking Jammy Ouchieface thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
48% |
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