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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tycoon A Cunt (ranked 6809 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Jax (ranked 25402 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Max Jax!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A Cunt misses with a few strikes there.
A Cunt lands a head kick!
Jax pushes A Cunt up against the cage in a clinch.
A Cunt being controlled against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on A Cunt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Jax lands a right hand.
Jax escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
No joy there for A Cunt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jax should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jax throws a sloppy head kick and A Cunt moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jax steps to the side to avoid the strikes from A Cunt.
A Cunt looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Jax pushes A Cunt off and scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jax takes the fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jax pulls A Cunt into guard.
A Cunt cracks Jax with a solid left hand.
A Cunt drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and A Cunt jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
A Cunt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A Cunt sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jax can't keep his opponent in guard - A Cunt advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.
Jax trying to hold on to A Cunt's head to control him but A Cunt postures up.
A Cunt seems to be looking for submissions.
A Cunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jax is trying to control but can't.
A Cunt decides to stand up.
Jax tries to land a front kick but A Cunt steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jax shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
A Cunt wriggles free and stands up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A Cunt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jax misses with a double jab.
It looked like A Cunt was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jax.
Jax drives through and clinches with A Cunt against the cage.
A Cunt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jax gets control of A Cunt's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jax will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
A Cunt throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jax works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jax keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
A Cunt working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jax is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jax has momentary wrist control but A Cunt slips an elbow through the middle.
Jax is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A Cunt postures up and lands a big shot to Jax's brow.
A Cunt is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
A Cunt sitting in guard here, content to control.
Jax looking for a guillotine here but A Cunt defends easily.
Jax looks winded!
A Cunt showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A Cunt wants to control from the top but Jax keeps moving.
A Cunt is really struggling to control Jax but he's trying to hold on to the position.
A Cunt is working Jax over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
A Cunt keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jax's head.
A Cunt engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
A Cunt with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jax keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jax defending well as A Cunt loads up on a big left hand.
Jax steps to the side to avoid the strikes from A Cunt.
A Cunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Jax connects with a body shot.
A Cunt misses with a left hand
and Jax holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Jax breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A Cunt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A Cunt throws an overhand right that lands on Jax's shoulder, as Jax tries to avoid the shot.
A Cunt lands with a kick to the temple. Jax shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A Cunt takes a swing at Jax's ribcage but misses.
A Cunt throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jax closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jax has hold of one of A Cunt's legs. A Cunt is fighting the takedown attempt but Jax gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A Cunt keeping moving, preventing Jax from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jax got a little sloppy there for a moment and A Cunt has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jax has managed to get both his arms back between A Cunt's legs - danger averted.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as A Cunt holds on and takes a little breather.
A Cunt has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Jax has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
A Cunt tries to stall but Jax uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jax jumps guard.
A Cunt content to stall in guard here.
Jax controls A Cunt momentarily but A Cunt frees himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt throws a strike but Jax rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
A Cunt wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
A Cunt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jax trying to control but A Cunt is working from the bottom.
Jax must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jax being controlled here momentarily.
A Cunt looking for a sweep. Not yet A Cunt, not yet.
A Cunt seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jax trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jax accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A Cunt pulls Jax in close to prevent any damage.
Jax scoring with some ground and pound.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as A Cunt holds on and takes a little breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
A Cunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jax circles away quickly and effectively.
A Cunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Jax shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
A Cunt is refusing to be controlled, as Jax sits in half guard.
A Cunt manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Jax keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Jax has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed A Cunt clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
A Cunt staying busy and making it hard for Jax to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mike Tycoon A Cunt will probably get the nod.
That's time! A Cunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
A Cunt drives through with a takedown into guard.
A Cunt thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
A Cunt content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
A Cunt throws a big elbow that misses.
A Cunt throwing strikes from guard but Jax blocks nicely.
Jax pushes A Cunt off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Jax rushes A Cunt and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A Cunt misses with some punches.
Jax leaning his opponent against the cage.
A Cunt has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jax is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A Cunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Jax won't allow it.
A Cunt is trying to push Jax away but Jax has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A Cunt trying to control the position but instead, Jax has worked for underhooks and has pushed A Cunt into the cage.
A Cunt has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Jax is trying to keep an underhook but A Cunt manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jax manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
A Cunt preventing the sweep.
A Cunt postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
A Cunt postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Jax is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of A Cunt, into his guard.
A Cunt is trying to control the position but Jax postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jax drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but A Cunt manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Jax has A Cunt in his guard.
A Cunt scoring with some ground and pound.
A Cunt looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Jax has momentary wrist control but A Cunt slips an elbow through the middle.
Jax is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt pushing down on Jax's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
A Cunt working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
A Cunt working Jax over with strikes.
A Cunt moves into full mount! Jax won't be happy about that!
A Cunt dominating with strikes here.
A Cunt controlling his opponent.
Jax takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, A Cunt cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
A Cunt controlling from the full mount.
A Cunt with good strikes from the mount here!
A Cunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jax can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jax's face.
A Cunt lands a big shot there that rocks Jax but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A Cunt in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jax takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A Cunt tries to control but Jax wriggling away.
A Cunt unloading with bombs!
A Cunt trying to control but Jax is having none of it.
A Cunt lands a heavy elbow.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.
A Cunt looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Max Jax has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A Cunt jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Jax manages to avoid the submission attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Tycoon A Cunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for A Cunt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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RATING
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