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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubble Butt (ranked 6260 p4p, 459 weight class) and Arnold Jordan (ranked 5563 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arnold Jordan!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jordan's jab looks to have found its range, popping Butt under the eye.
Butt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Butt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Butt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jordan.
Butt is looking to chop away at Jordan's legs.
Jordan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice shot by Jordan.
Jordan throws a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Jordan misses its intended target.
Jordan lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Butt throws a hook but Jordan avoids it easily.
Butt darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Butt misses.
Jordan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jordan throws out the jab.
Butt misses the jab.
Butt throws a jab but it's blocked by Jordan.
Butt wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jordan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jordan looks to land a left hand but Butt moved out of range nicely.
Butt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jordan misses with a looping left.
Jordan throws a jab when Butt was well out of range.
Butt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jordan might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Donk. Butt catches Jordan right on the button with a cross.
Jordan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Butt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jordan on the side of the head.
Jordan is rocked!
Butt lands a nice looking body shot.
Jordan is still on wobbly legs! Can Butt finish him?
Jordan looks winded!
Butt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jordan.
Butt is looking to counter punch.
Butt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jordan tries to get into range but Butt steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Jordan! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Butt scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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