PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robot Fire (ranked 7108 p4p, 0 weight class) and Speedy Gonzalez (ranked 3509 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fire
vs
Gonzalez

225 cm
18
288 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
293 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robot Fire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Speedy Gonzalez!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gonzalez darts in looking for a takedown but Fire gets double underhooks and turns Gonzalez into the cage.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Gonzalez.
A counter left hand to the body from Fire misses its target.

Fire tries to sprawl but Gonzalez drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Gonzalez lands with a punch from half guard.
Fire really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fire tries to get to full guard but Gonzalez has control of the leg.
Gonzalez thows a huge punch but Fire dodges it nicely.
Gonzalez wants to free his trapped foot but Fire is holding on for dear life with his legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gonzalez throwing shots but Fire is blocking nicely.
Gonzalez looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Gonzalez winds up and cracks Fire with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fire blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gonzalez.
Gonzalez thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fire's head.
Fire knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gonzalez on the ground.
Gonzalez with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Fire avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gonzalez.
Gonzalez thows a huge punch but Fire dodges it nicely.
Gonzalez looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Gonzalez throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Fire wants to improve his position but Gonzalez is controlling well.
Gonzalez content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Fire blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gonzalez.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fire blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gonzalez.
Ground and pound from Gonzalez.
Fire keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fire is breathing heavily.
Gonzalez landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Gonzalez trying to control the pace.
Gonzalez working Fire over with strikes.
Gonzalez with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gonzalez is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Fire is hurt! He's hurt bad - Gonzalez fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Fire from any more punishment! Congratulations to Gonzalez! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Speedy Gonzalez!
Speedy Gonzalez thanked the fans post fight for their support.