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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Amado Jenkins (ranked 25116 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 5515 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has chosen Marching Song as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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205 cm
18
161 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Amado Jenkins! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler! The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hitler misses with a series of wild punches.
Hitler takes the fight into the clinch. Jenkins stalling the fight.
Jenkins slowing the pace effectively. Jenkins seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression. Hitler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hitler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hitler lands a takedown into guard.
Jenkins pushes Hitler off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Hitler misses with a few strikes there.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hitler.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hitler jabs Jenkins to the body, keeping him at a distance. A nice leg kick lands there from Hitler. Hitler drives through with a takedown into Jenkins's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Jenkins uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Hitler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Jenkins's half guard. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Hitler is looking for a kimura here.
Jenkins manages to escape and get back to his feet!
That's two minutes gone in the round. A slapping leg kick lands for Hitler.
Hitler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jenkins on his heels. He'll look to pass Jenkins's guard now, I'm sure.
Jenkins is rocked! Hitler seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Hitler trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Jenkins manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! Hitler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hitler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Hitler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Hitler will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Hitler has control of Jenkins's left arm, preventing Jenkins from doing any damage. Jenkins stopping the sweep attempt from Hitler. Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Jenkins throwing strikes from guard but Hitler blocks nicely. Jenkins postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. Hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Hitler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Jenkins trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Jenkins will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Jenkins throwing strikes from guard but Hitler blocks nicely. Hitler seems keen to control Jenkins's posture.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jenkins with a flurry of punches that miss. Jenkins postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Hitler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Jenkins missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. Hitler closes the distance and pushes Jenkins back into the cage. Hitler jumps into guard, dragging Jenkins to the mat.
Jenkins gets to his feet. Hitler looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! Hitler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Hitler tries to get set, Jenkins tries to push him back and clinch up but Hitler manages to avoid the attempt. Nice straight punches there by Hitler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hitler. Hitler connects with a combination that backs up Jenkins into the cage. Hitler lands a flurry of punches that gets past Jenkins's guard. Jenkins is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Hitler bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
47% |
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