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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 15060 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Birchack (ranked 6981 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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136 lbs
2 - 97 - 0 |
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138 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 97 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anthony Birchack!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
and Birchack counters with a nice double leg into side control. Falwell won't be happy with that.
Birchack lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Falwell is trying to buck Birchack off.
Birchack is chipping away with strikes.
Birchack working the ground and pound.
Falwell is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Falwell takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Birchack cracks Falwell with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Birchack immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Falwell is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Birchack!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Birchack!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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