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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tom Giebelhals (ranked 2032 p4p, 239 weight class) and Lazy Bastard (ranked 851 p4p, 93 weight class). Lazy Bastard told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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162 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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162 lbs
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tom Giebelhals!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Columbo Gatti and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Giebelhals is just out of range.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Giebelhals's head but Giebelhals sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Giebelhals thinks about countering with a body kick.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Giebelhals sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Bastard avoids a kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Giebelhals moves away.
Bastard tries to bum rush Giebelhals with a series of wild strikes but Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Giebelhals.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Giebelhals misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Giebelhals.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
We've been told by Giebelhals's head coaches at Fit-Out that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bastard tries to bum rush Giebelhals with a series of wild strikes but Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giebelhals blocks a jab.
Bastard fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Giebelhals looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard thuds his right hand into Giebelhals's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Giebelhals.
A left lands for Bastard.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Giebelhals fakes the leg kick and cracks Bastard in the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Giebelhals defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Giebelhals misses with a straight left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Giebelhals scoring well with a low kick there.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Giebelhals lands with an overhand left.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Giebelhals lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Giebelhals. That one must have hurt.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Giebelhals explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Giebelhals ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Giebelhals thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Giebelhals looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Giebelhals throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard scores with a one two! Giebelhals had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Giebelhals with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Giebelhals.
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Giebelhals throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Crunch! Giebelhals slams his shin into Bastard's torso.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard scores with a decent looking hook.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Giebelhals is just out of range.
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Giebelhals is looking to counter with head kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Giebelhals misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Giebelhals avoids them all with ease.
Giebelhals pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Giebelhals lands with a slapping head kick.
Giebelhals slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
It looked like Giebelhals wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bastard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Giebelhals bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Giebelhals thinks about countering with a head kick.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Giebelhals.
Bastard unleashes a big counter combination but Giebelhals bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Giebelhals.
Bastard scores with a hook.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGiebelhals.
Giebelhals lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bastard will feel that in the morning.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Giebelhals moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giebelhals throws a push kick but Bastard slaps the foot to one side.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Giebelhals has time to react.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giebelhals lands with a nice body kick.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard takes a swing at Giebelhals's ribcage but misses.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Giebelhals just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Giebelhals throws out the jab.
Giebelhals slips under a jab.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Giebelhals looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard with a hook.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard lands a right hook to the body.
Giebelhals throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Giebelhals.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Giebelhals uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Giebelhals moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Giebelhals looks for the body kick but Bastard saw that one coming.
Giebelhals lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Giebelhals avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Nice jab there from Bastard.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Giebelhals takes one on the button.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Giebelhals slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
Bastard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Giebelhals moves away.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Giebelhals is rocked!
Bastard scores with a jab.
Oh Giebelhals is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lazy Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Giebelhals lands with a shot to the body.
Giebelhals gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Bastard gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard very nearly forgot to thank Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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