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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 389 p4p, 50 weight class) and Jerry Haze (ranked 807 p4p, 90 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Penis song. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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132 lbs
18 - 11 - 3 |
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168 cm
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147 lbs
31 - 14 - 2 |
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerry Haze!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Haze keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Haze will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Haze bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Haze has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Dick to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Haze is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Dick pulls down on the head and he's put Haze to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Editiny Dick!
A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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