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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Barzilla (ranked 5677 p4p, 0 weight class) and Speedy Gonzalez (ranked 3002 p4p, 0 weight class). Barzilla comes to the cage accompanied by Ima Boss. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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201 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm
25
293 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Hates pizza |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bubba Barzilla! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Speedy Gonzalez! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Barzilla pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gonzalez back to the cage. Barzilla follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
It looks like Speedy Gonzalez has been cut. Gonzalez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Gonzalez misses with a looping left. Gonzalez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barzilla manages to avoid it. Gonzalez looks to land a right hand but Barzilla moved out of range. Barzilla moves in looking to clinch but Gonzalez pushes him off. Barzilla misses with the combination.
Gonzalez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Barzilla wants to clinch up but Gonzalez keeps it at a distance. Barzilla throws a series of strikes that have Gonzalez backpedaling.
Barzilla tries to clinch there but Gonzalez circles away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Barzilla!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Oooooh!!! Barzilla has knocked Gonzalez down with a huge combo! Barzilla steps away and waves a wobbly Gonzalez back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! Gonzalez misses the shot to the body. Barzilla connects with a right that clearly hurt Gonzalez. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Barzilla proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Gonzalez collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubba Barzilla! As Bubba Barzilla got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Yeet yeet lmaoooo'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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