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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bunt Jernit (ranked 748 p4p, 86 weight class) and Mannie Parazinho (ranked 2021 p4p, 199 weight class). Jernit comes into the arena with Sail - Awolnation blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bunt Jernit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mannie Parazinho!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jernit wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jernit lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parazinho at a distance.
Parazinho closes the distance and clinches up with Jernit, looking for a takedown. Parazinho pushes Jernit against the cage but Jernit circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parazinho lands with a shot to the body.
Parazinho tries to clinch but Jernit is having none of it.
Jernit with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jernit connects with a solid leg kick.
Jernit with a jab.
Parazinho takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parazinho looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parazinho connects with an inside leg kick.
Jernit connects with a leg kick. Parazinho looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Parazinho gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parazinho throws a good cross that connects.
Parazinho lands a leg kick that knocks Jernit off balance momentarily.
Parazinho pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jernit throws the left hand but Parazinho avoids the punch easily.
Jernit lands a glancing blow to the side of Parazinho's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parazinho lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Parazinho moves out of range of the leg kick from Jernit.
Parazinho uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jernit.
Jernit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parazinho displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jernit throws out the jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jernit scores with a nice right hand.
Parazinho moves away from the strike by Jernit.
Bunt Jernit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jernit moves away from the strike by Parazinho.
Parazinho throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jernit counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jernit gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Parazinho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jernit tries to close the distance and clinch but Parazinho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jernit throws a nice inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Parazinho.
Parazinho throws a body shot but no joy.
A slow jab from Jernit misses its intended target.
Jernit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parazinho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jernit. That did some damage!
Parazinho scores with a hook to the body. Jernit takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jernit scores with a nice right hand.
Jernit throws a low kick but Parazinho avoids it.
Jernit turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Parazinho takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Parazinho throws a right hand that Jernit ducks under and follows up with a left that Jernit also avoids with ease.
Parazinho gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jernit throws an overhand right that lands on Parazinho's shoulder, as Parazinho tries to avoid the shot.
Parazinho bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Parazinho throws a hook to the side of Jernit's head but Jernit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jernit misses the jab.
Parazinho throws a leg kick but Jernit sees it coming and moves out of range.
Parazinho takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jernit loads up on a big right hand but Parazinho slips the punch.
Jernit darts in and clinches Parazinho up against the cage.
Jernit misses with the head strike.
Parazinho managing to block the knees to the body from Jernit.
Parazinho misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jernit pushes off an throws an elbow but Parazinho leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jernit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jernit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jernit lands a shoulder strike.
Parazinho blocks the elbow strike.
Jernit misses with some punches.
Parazinho blocks an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Parazinho - that landed with a thud.
Jernit lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jernit lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parazinho.
Parazinho lands a nice uppercut.
Parazinho throws an elbow but it misses.
Parazinho blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jernit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parazinho lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jernit backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Parazinho drags the fight down to the ground.
Jernit stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Parazinho swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jernit trying to control the position from guard on top but Parazinho is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parazinho is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jernit trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jernit won't allow Parazinho to sweep him here.
Parazinho is trying to control the position but Jernit postures up.
Parazinho working for a triangle but Jernit defends it easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parazinho is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bunt Jernit dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Jernit lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jernit buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jernit throws out a loose jab but Parazinho uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parazinho. Jernit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bunt Jernit is winning the standup battle so far.
Parazinho misses with a kick to the body.
Jernit connects with a leg kick. Parazinho looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jernit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jernit takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Parazinho misses with an attempted mid kick.
Parazinho misses with an uppercut
and Jernit counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jernit thumps Parazinho with a low kick.
Jernit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Parazinho can do to turn this around?
Jernit is looking to slow Parazinho down with leg kicks.
A nice inside leg kick there by Parazinho. That's going to slow Jernit down.
Parazinho sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parazinho throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jernit scoring well with a low kick there.
Jernit just misses with a punch to the body.
Jernit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jernit missing with a left hand there. Parazinho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parazinho with the counter takedown but Jernit avoids it easily.
Parazinho pushes Jernit up against the cage in a clinch.
Parazinho throws an elbow but it misses.
Jernit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jernit lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parazinho or not.
Bunt Jernit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Parazinho misses with the head strike.
Jernit blocks an uppercut.
Parazinho working aggressively here.
Jernit lands a right hand.
Jernit pushes Parazinho back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jernit throws a punch but it's blocked by Parazinho.
Jernit unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Parazinho on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jernit can't find room to land a body shot as Parazinho controls the action.
Parazinho throws a head punch that misses.
Jernit misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jernit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jernit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jernit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Parazinho.
Jernit lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parazinho backwards.
A short right from Parazinho.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jernit creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Parazinho takes a shot to the head.
Parazinho throws a head punch that misses.
Parazinho fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jernit throws a knee to the head but misses.
Parazinho takes a shot to the head.
Parazinho has a couple of punches blocked by Jernit.
Parazinho throws a punch but it's blocked by Jernit.
Jernit missing with knees to the body.
Parazinho tries to pull guard but Jernit forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Parazinho blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parazinho blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jernit blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parazinho avoids the elbow strike from Jernit, against the cage.
Jernit can't find room to land a body shot as Parazinho controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Jernit fails to land.
Jernit fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jernit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Jernit scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parazinho misses with a body punch.
Parazinho jumps guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jernit accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jernit trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
Parazinho trying to keep a closed guard but Jernit is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jernit is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jernit continues to stall.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Parazinho looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Jernit passes into half guard.
Parazinho wants to control but Jernit is keeping busy.
Jernit seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Parazinho does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Parazinho pushes Jernit off looking to stand but Jernit dives back in and keeps control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bunt Jernit dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Jernit tries to bum rush Parazinho with a series of wild strikes but Parazinho uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Parazinho with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jernit to score with a decent uppercut.
Jernit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parazinho.
Jernit throws a low kick but Parazinho avoids it.
Jernit connects with a right hand. Parazinho shakes it off.
Jernit lands the left hand.
The crowd cheers as Parazinho lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jernit doesn't seem phased though.
Jernit connects with a solid leg kick.
Parazinho slips a jab and a cross from Jernit.
Jernit bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Parazinho's head.
Jernit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jernit connects with the punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parazinho throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jernit.
Jernit feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parazinho's calf.
Parazinho turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Parazinho misses the body punch
and Jernit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jernit cracks Parazinho with an open hand slap.
Jernit looks to land a left hand but Parazinho moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jernit throws a nice inside leg kick.
Parazinho throws a leg kick but Jernit sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Parazinho moves out of range as Jernit strikes.
Jernit keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jernit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Parazinho misses with a head kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Parazinho checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jernit throws a sloppy head kick and Parazinho moves out of range easily.
Jernit uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Parazinho swings widly with a right hand
and Jernit counters with a nice uppercut.
Parazinho is looking to slow Jernit down with leg kicks.
Parazinho uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jernit.
Jernit is looking to slow Parazinho down with leg kicks.
Parazinho on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jernit. Jernit obviously looking to wear him down.
Parazinho ducks under a wild hook from Jernit.
Jernit listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parazinho connects with a leg kick. Jernit looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A leg kick checked by Jernit.
Parazinho misses the shot to the body.
Jernit misses with a low kick.
Parazinho tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Jernit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jernit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jernit checks a leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Parazinho. That's going to slow Jernit down.
A low kick from Parazinho misses
and Jernit counters with a low kick, right behind Parazinho 's knee.
Parazinho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parazinho keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jernit misses with a looping left.
Parazinho changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Parazinho looks to land a body kick but Jernit moved away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jernit.
Parazinho tries to close the distance and clinch but Jernit swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jernit cracks the inside of Parazinho's front leg.
Jernit punishes Parazinho's body with a nice straight punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jernit scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jernit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jernit moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Parazinho lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Parazinho scores with a nice head shot.
Jernit connects with a good right hand that stumbles Parazinho. Parazinho circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Parazinho lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jernit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jernit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jernit wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jernit wants to slow Parazinho down by chopping away at his legs.
Parazinho scores with a nice head shot.
Parazinho throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jernit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jernit feints and then cracks Parazinho's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Parazinho down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jernit misses with a leg kick.
Jernit with a nice cross.
Parazinho has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jernit, right into the meat.
A swing and a miss from Jernit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parazinho throws a head kick but Jernit moves out of range.
Parazinho attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Parazinho misses with a body shot.
Jernit fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Parazinho on the side of the head.
Jernit's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parazinho under the eye.
Parazinho bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jernit checks a leg kick.
Parazinho loads up on a big right hand but Jernit slips the punch.
Parazinho throws a sloppy head kick and Jernit moves out of range easily.
Mannie Parazinho has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jernit catches Parazinho with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Parazinho misses with an uppercut
and Jernit counters with a low kick, right behind Parazinho 's knee.
Jernit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Some bone on bone action there as Jernit checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jernit is looking to counter punch.
Jernit throws a leg kick but Parazinho moved away.
Jernit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jernit will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bunt Jernit showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jernit, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bunt Jernit!
Our winner, Bunt Jernit, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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