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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Tuffnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joey Tuffnuts told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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215 lbs
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218 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugh Meatstock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joey Tuffnuts!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meatstock connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Meatstock has closed the distance and engaged Tuffnuts in a clinch.
Meatstock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tuffnuts tries to keep at a distance but Meatstock has taken the fight into the clinch.
Tuffnuts gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Meatstock.
Meatstock is working for takedown but Tuffnuts is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tuffnuts pulls guard successfully.
Meatstock tries to free his leg and advance position but Tuffnuts is retaining full guard.
Tuffnuts is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Tuffnuts will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Meatstock looking to pass the guard.
Tuffnuts has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Meatstock trying to control the position from guard on top but Tuffnuts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meatstock trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tuffnuts is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Tuffnuts is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatstock stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tuffnuts swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Meatstock is working hard here to advance position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Meatstock wants to clinch.
Meatstock closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Meatstock looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hugh Meatstock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tuffnuts jumps guard but Meatstock stands there with Tuffnuts around his waist. Tuffnuts gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Meatstock is trying to drag Tuffnuts to the mat but Tuffnuts just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Tuffnuts has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Meatstock uses from the top position.
Meatstock tries to free his leg and advance position but Tuffnuts is retaining full guard.
Tuffnuts seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Meatstock knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tuffnuts on the ground.
Tuffnuts manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Meatstock manages to get himself to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts throwing strikes from guard but Meatstock blocks nicely.
Meatstock tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Tuffnuts wants to control from the top but Meatstock keeps moving.
Tuffnuts postures up in Meatstock's guard and throws a big left but Meatstock blocks it.
Meatstock throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tuffnuts wants to control from the top but Meatstock keeps moving.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tuffnuts accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Tuffnuts pushing down on Meatstock's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Tuffnuts missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Meatstock is looking to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tuffnuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Meatstock tries to clinch
and Tuffnuts counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tuffnuts.
Meatstock escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tuffnuts gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Meatstock is breathing heavily.
Tuffnuts won't allow Meatstock to get back to his feet.
Tuffnuts postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Tuffnuts wants to control from the top but Meatstock keeps moving.
Tuffnuts trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Meatstock controlling Tuffnuts's posture.
Meatstock has momentary wrist control but Tuffnuts slips an elbow through the middle.
Meatstock looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tuffnuts is one step ahead there.
Tuffnuts cracks Meatstock with a solid left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts is pushing down on Meatstock's leg trying to pass to half guard. Meatstock is fighting to maintain full guard but Tuffnuts has managed to sneak the leg through.
Ground and pound from Tuffnuts.
Meatstock wants to get back to full guard.
Tuffnuts wants to lay and pray for a moment but Meatstock keeps working.
Tuffnuts lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Tuffnuts takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Tuffnuts is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Tuffnuts throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Meatstock has hold of Tuffnuts's hands but Tuffnuts slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Meatstock taking some punishment here, with Tuffnuts in his half guard.
Meatstock is looking to control Tuffnuts's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Meatstock avoid being mounted?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joey Tuffnuts dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tuffnuts clinches up with Meatstock and pushes him back against the cage.
Tuffnuts jumps guard and drags Meatstock to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Tuffnuts lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Meatstock!
Meatstock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Tuffnuts scoring with strikes but Meatstock is staying in there.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Meatstock is looking to improve his position but Tuffnuts isn't that keen on the idea.
Tuffnuts punishing his opponent with strikes.
Tuffnuts looking to control and managing it successfully.
Tuffnuts landing strikes from the mount and Meatstock is in trouble!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuffnuts trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Tuffnuts is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Meatstock is surviving well by controlling Tuffnuts's body position as best he can.
Meatstock is in all sorts of trouble here.
Meatstock tries to hold on but Tuffnuts postures up.
Tuffnuts working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Meatstock is bucking up trying to escape but Tuffnuts cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Meatstock is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
BOOM! Tuffnuts connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Meatstock is desperately trying to improve his position but Tuffnuts has a good base and remains in mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock tries to hold on but Tuffnuts postures up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meatstock is in all sorts of trouble here.
Meatstock tries to hold on but Tuffnuts pushes him away.
Tuffnuts is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Meatstock can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tuffnuts content just to control the position here.
Tuffnuts landing strikes from the mount and Meatstock is in trouble!
Tuffnuts scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Tuffnuts connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Tuffnuts cracks Meatstock with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meatstock wants to control but Tuffnuts is having none of it.
Tuffnuts trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts lands a big shot there that rocks Meatstock but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Meatstock wants to control but Tuffnuts is having none of it.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Tuffnuts cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Meatstock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Tuffnuts has hold of Meatstock's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Meatstock manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
BOOM! Tuffnuts connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Tuffnuts trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Meatstock can't escape the position.
Tuffnuts lands a heavy elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock is desperately trying to improve his position but Tuffnuts has a good base and remains in mount.
Meatstock wants to control but Tuffnuts is having none of it.
Meatstock regains half guard.
Meatstock works his way to full guard. Good work.
Tuffnuts thows a big elbow that misses.
Tuffnuts not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Tuffnuts avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Meatstock doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tuffnuts postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Tuffnuts keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Meatstock's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joey Tuffnuts showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Meatstock wants to clinch but Tuffnuts slips to the side
and Tuffnuts counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Meatstock keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Meatstock is trying to control but can't.
Tuffnuts wants to control but Meatstock is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meatstock keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Meatstock is staying active underneath Tuffnuts, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Well, if Tuffnuts is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Tuffnuts drops an elbow to the side of Meatstock's head.
Meatstock trying to control here.
Meatstock wants to get back to full guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Meatstock closes the distance but Tuffnuts moves to the side
and Tuffnuts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuffnuts throws a leg kick but Meatstock checks it.
Meatstock darts in trying to clinch
and Tuffnuts moves into the clinch.
Meatstock wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Meatstock manages to break the clinch.
Meatstock looks to score with a jab to the body but Tuffnuts is just out of range.
Meatstock looks to clinch
and Tuffnuts counters by moving into the clinch.
Meatstock is working for takedown but Tuffnuts is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tuffnuts misses with a knee to the head.
Meatstock wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tuffnuts drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Meatstock gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Meatstock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meatstock tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tuffnuts counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tuffnuts.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts landing some decent shots from guard.
Tuffnuts postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Meatstock will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Meatstock looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tuffnuts is one step ahead there.
Tuffnuts content to stall in guard here.
Tuffnuts trying to control but Meatstock is working from the bottom.
Meatstock looking to control.
Meatstock might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Tuffnuts is working Meatstock over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Tuffnuts trying to control but Meatstock is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tuffnuts clinches up with Meatstock and pushes him back against the cage.
Tuffnuts prevents Meatstock from breaking the clinch.
Meatstock is pressed up against the cage. Tuffnuts has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Meatstock down to the mat. Meatstock avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Tuffnuts misses with a low kick.
Tuffnuts moves out of range of the body kick from Meatstock.
Meatstock fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tuffnuts, pushing him back against the cage.
Tuffnuts tries for a takedown but Meatstock manages to get underhooks.
Hugh Meatstock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey Tuffnuts.
Tuffnuts missing with knees to the body.
Tuffnuts goes for a takedown attempt but Meatstock pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Meatstock tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tuffnuts counters by moving into the clinch.
Tuffnuts prevents a takedown attempt there.
Tuffnuts tries for a takedown. No joy.
Meatstock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meatstock lands a two punch combo.
Meatstock rushes Tuffnuts and presses him up against the cage.
Tuffnuts prevents Meatstock from breaking the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock gets underhooks to prevent Tuffnuts's takedown attempt.
Meatstock tries for a takedown but Tuffnuts manages to get underhooks.
Meatstock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meatstock clinches up with Tuffnuts and pushes him back against the cage.
Tuffnuts goes for a takedown in the clinch but Meatstock prevents it.
Meatstock has had enough of the clinch but Tuffnuts keeps him there for the moment.
Tuffnuts wants a takedown but no success here.
Meatstock prevents a takedown attempt there.
Hugh Meatstock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meatstock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Meatstock swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Meatstock misses with a few strikes there.
Meatstock clinches but Tuffnuts breaks the clinch
and Tuffnuts counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tuffnuts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meatstock.
Hugh Meatstock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meatstock will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tuffnuts feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joey Tuffnuts comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tuffnuts winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Tuffnuts!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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