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HBCC 2 PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 1910 p4p, 54 weight class) and Will Andreas (ranked 6613 p4p, 206 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 7 losses; Professor Dickweed! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Sydney, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Will Andreas!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Dickweed drives through with a takedown into Andreas's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (0) Andreas
Andreas is trying to control the position but Dickweed postures up.
Andreas might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Dickweed haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Andreas escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dickweed gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Andreas has eaten all the pies!
Dickweed's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Andreas is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dickweed controlling from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed passes Andreas's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Andreas looking for submissions off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Andreas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dickweed pulls his head out easily.
Dickweed keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Dickweed frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (5) vs (0) Andreas
Dickweed controlling from the full mount.
Dickweed looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Andreas wants to control but Dickweed is having none of it.
Dickweed tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Andreas turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Dickweed off and cradles Andreas's limp body as Dickweed celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Professor Dickweed! |
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