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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Marcinko (ranked 5823 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zyd Xyddddddddddddd (ranked 3840 p4p, 0 weight class). Marcinko's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rogue Warrior. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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190 lbs
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190 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Marcinko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Zyd Xyddddddddddddd!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marcinko on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Marcinko.
Xyddddddddddddd lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Xyddddddddddddd lands a body shot.
Xyddddddddddddd throws a head kick but Marcinko moves out of range.
Xyddddddddddddd lands a big head kick that sends Marcinko tumbling to the mat! Xyddddddddddddd takes a step backwards and waves Marcinko back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Marcinko is rocked!
It looks like Dick Marcinko has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Xyddddddddddddd moves in close and cracks Marcinko with a massive right hand! Marcinko, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Xyddddddddddddd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zyd Xyddddddddddddd!
Dick Marcinko spoke after the fight, saying 'Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls, wrap them around your fucking mouth'.
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hype
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pop
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