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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Nero La Croix (ranked 20194 p4p, 250 weight class) and Robert MacArthur Jnr (ranked 3340 p4p, 128 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think La Croix might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ca Plane Pour Moi. MacArthur Jnr has chosen A sweaty one for you sister La Croix..Muah! as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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190 cm
26
265 lbs
20 - 4 - 0 |
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199 cm
26
216 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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World class MT
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nero La Croix! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert MacArthur Jnr! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! MacArthur Jnr misses with a leg kick enabling La Croix to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Robert MacArthur Jnr has been cut. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as MacArthur Jnr checks a leg kick. MacArthur Jnr misses with a body kick. MacArthur Jnr catches La Croix with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! La Croix slips under a jab from MacArthur Jnr. La Croix misses with a hook. MacArthur Jnr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but La Croix moves away. MacArthur Jnr bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps La Croix's head backwards. MacArthur Jnr misses with an uppercut
and La Croix counters with a lead uppercut that lands right on the button! MacArthur Jnr goes down! Will MacArthur Jnr beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's up! No problem. Let's get back to the action! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. La Croix lands with a thumping leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr throws a half hearted mid kick. La Croix swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. MacArthur Jnr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but La Croix moves away. MacArthur Jnr throws a body kick, spinning off balance and La Croix counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks MacArthur Jnr out cold! What a finish! La Croix is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nero La Croix! Nero La Croix decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. Robert MacArthur Jnr was interviewed post fight and said 'She shouldn't even be able to fight. These transgender rules fucking suck!! Fuck you La Croix and fuck you UFC.....and fuck you Mike!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
90% |
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