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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Farley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patches McTicklesack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chris Farley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Patches McTicklesack!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farley keeps the fight on the outside.
Farley looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
McTicklesack tries to clinch but Farley is having none of it.
Farley shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Farley prevents McTicklesack from getting back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if McTicklesack can do anything to dispel that myth.
McTicklesack is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McTicklesack wants to clinch up but Farley keeps it at a distance.
McTicklesack tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farley tries to keep at a distance but McTicklesack has taken the fight into the clinch.
McTicklesack tries to land a knee to the head but Farley blocks with his arms.
Farley has had enough of the clinch but McTicklesack keeps him there for the moment.
McTicklesack tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McTicklesack is pressed up against the cage. Farley has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McTicklesack down to the mat. McTicklesack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
McTicklesack wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - McTicklesack looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McTicklesack fails with an attempt to clinch.
McTicklesack is looking to clinch.
McTicklesack is looking to clinch.
McTicklesack tries to clinch but Farley is having none of it.
McTicklesack drives through and clinches with Farley against the cage.
McTicklesack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by McTicklesack.
McTicklesack using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Farley has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McTicklesack misses with a knee strike.
Farley drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Farley looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chris Farley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McTicklesack misses with a knee to the head.
Farley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
McTicklesack with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McTicklesack with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McTicklesack tries a knee to the head but Farley blocks it.
McTicklesack with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McTicklesack throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McTicklesack using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Farley has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A knee to the head by McTicklesack.
McTicklesack misses with a knee to the head.
McTicklesack throws a knee to the head but misses.
McTicklesack looking to throw knees to the head but Farley is blocking nicely.
McTicklesack tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McTicklesack tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Farley goes for a takedown attempt but McTicklesack pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Farley rushes McTicklesack and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Farley fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McTicklesack looking to throw knees to the head but Farley is blocking nicely.
Farley pulls guard successfully.
McTicklesack wants to stand and escape but instead Farley has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
McTicklesack wants to get back to his feet but Farley passes into half guard.
McTicklesack looks like he's trying to stand up.
McTicklesack tries to roll over but Farley keeps him under control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTicklesack wants to get back to his feet.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Farley gets a takedown into half guard.
McTicklesack tries to kick Farley off but Farley keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McTicklesack tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Farley manages to move to mount!
McTicklesack is trying to escape the mount.
McTicklesack has given up his back, trying to stand up. Not clever.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
What can McTicklesack do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
McTicklesack is trying to break free.
McTicklesack has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Farley tries to get the hooks in deep but McTicklesack pushed the leg off.
McTicklesack tries to escape the position.
McTicklesack is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Farley gets his way!
McTicklesack trying to get back to his feet but Farley is in full control for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chris Farley dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McTicklesack darts in trying to clinch
and Farley holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Farley drops down looking for an ankle pick but McTicklesack pulls his leg out and moves away.
McTicklesack tries to grapple but his opponent circles
so Farley counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Farley won't allow McTicklesack to get back to his feet.
McTicklesack is looking to stand back up but Farley counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by McTicklesack.
McTicklesack wants to get back to his feet but Farley drags him back down.
Farley wants to lay and pray for a moment but McTicklesack keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McTicklesack wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McTicklesack is trying to stand and escape here. He's got onto all fours but that's just let Farley take his back! Uh oh - Farley has got a rear naked choke here! McTicklesack is forced to tap! It's all over! One monent is all it takes in this sport!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Chris Farley!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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