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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Marcinko (ranked 6854 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zyd Xyddddddddddddd (ranked 3412 p4p, 0 weight class). Marcinko comes to the cage accompanied by Rogue Warrior. Zyd Xyddddddddddddd is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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190 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Marcinko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Zyd Xyddddddddddddd!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Colin Fray and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xyddddddddddddd swats away the attempt to clinch by Marcinko.
Xyddddddddddddd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Marcinko.
Marcinko throws a right hand that misses
and Xyddddddddddddd counters with a head kick that drops Marcinko to the mat! Marcinko scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Marcinko is rocked!
Marcinko throws a lazy uppercut
and Xyddddddddddddd counters with a left to the body.
Oh Marcinko is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Marcinko gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Zyd Xyddddddddddddd!
The defeated Dick Marcinko had this to say: 'Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls, wrap them around your fucking mouth'.
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FIGHT
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