PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between LeeRoy Drank The Bong Water (ranked 4284 p4p, 421 weight class) and Officer Friendly (ranked 7397 p4p, 529 weight class). Officer Friendly will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Drank The Bong Water
vs
Friendly

165 cm
25
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
25
157 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, LeeRoy Drank The Bong Water!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Officer Friendly!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Friendly.

Drank The Bong Water gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Friendly looking to slow down the pace here.
Friendly tries to score a body lock takedown but Drank The Bong Water shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Friendly is trying to drag Drank The Bong Water to the mat but Drank The Bong Water just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
LeeRoy Drank The Bong Water has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Officer Friendly.
Drank The Bong Water displaying some good clinch control by pressing Friendly up against the cage.
Drank The Bong Water stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Friendly is trying to stall.
A short right from Drank The Bong Water on the inside.
Drank The Bong Water goes for a takedown in the clinch but Friendly prevents it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Friendly takes a shot to the head.
Friendly has had enough of the clinch but Drank The Bong Water keeps him there for the moment.
Friendly working hard to break the clinch.
Friendly wants to break the clinch but can't.
A bit of stalling here from Drank The Bong Water.
Drank The Bong Water taking a breather.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Drank The Bong Water for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Drank The Bong Water looking to stall.
Drank The Bong Water is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Friendly is keeping busy.

Drank The Bong Water tightens his grip and picks Friendly up, before dumping him to the ground. Friendly manages to land in guard.

Drank The Bong Water got a little sloppy there for a moment and Friendly has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Drank The Bong Water has managed to get both his arms back between Friendly's legs - danger averted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drank The Bong Water throws a big right hand that misses.
Friendly is trying to control the position but Drank The Bong Water postures up.
Drank The Bong Water won't allow Friendly to sweep him here.
Drank The Bong Water tries to free his leg and advance position but Friendly is retaining full guard.
Drank The Bong Water is breathing heavily.

Friendly is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Friendly escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Drank The Bong Water gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Friendly looking to hit a scissor sweep but Drank The Bong Water is one step ahead there.

Friendly is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drank The Bong Water defends well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Friendly looking for a guillotine here but Drank The Bong Water defends easily.

Friendly looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Drank The Bong Water sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Friendly's guard.
Drank The Bong Water wants to control but Friendly is keeping him busy.

Friendly is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Drank The Bong Water pulls his head out easily.

Friendly looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Friendly looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drank The Bong Water lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Drank The Bong Water winds up and cracks Friendly with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Drank The Bong Water winds up and cracks Friendly with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Drank The Bong Water is working for a submission of some sort.

Friendly looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Drank The Bong Water has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Friendly is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Drank The Bong Water pulls his head out easily.
Drank The Bong Water tries to pass the half guard into mount. Friendly knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

LeeRoy Drank The Bong Water dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Friendly changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Drank The Bong Water tries to avoid it but Friendly manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Drank The Bong Water to the ground. Drank The Bong Water escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Drank The Bong Water fails in his attempt to clinch.

Drank The Bong Water bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Friendly manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

Friendly is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Drank The Bong Water defends it well.
Drank The Bong Water has hold of Friendly's hands but Friendly slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Friendly is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Drank The Bong Water defends it well.
Drank The Bong Water is looking for a sweep. Friendly is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Friendly is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Drank The Bong Water reverses the position - he's now on top in Friendly's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Friendly had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Drank The Bong Water defends it easily.
Drank The Bong Water is looking to work some ground and pound but Friendly has wrist control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drank The Bong Water missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Friendly escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Drank The Bong Water gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Drank The Bong Water is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Friendly can do to turn this around?
Drank The Bong Water is looking to work some ground and pound but Friendly has wrist control.

Drank The Bong Water drops back looking for a leg! Friendly is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Friendly manages to kick Drank The Bong Water off! Drank The Bong Water jumps back into Friendly's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Drank The Bong Water trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Drank The Bong Water missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Drank The Bong Water trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Friendly had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Drank The Bong Water defends it easily.

Friendly looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drank The Bong Water wants to control from the top but Friendly keeps moving.

Friendly looking for a guillotine here but Drank The Bong Water defends easily.

Friendly is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Drank The Bong Water throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Friendly works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Friendly is looking for a triangle but Drank The Bong Water pushes his legs off easily.
Friendly is trying to keep Drank The Bong Water in close.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drank The Bong Water loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Friendly is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drank The Bong Water defends well.

Friendly has his feet on Drank The Bong Water's thighs here. He's pushed Drank The Bong Water off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Drank The Bong Water screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Officer Friendly!
After winning the bout, Officer Friendly thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.