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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darrel Rojas (ranked 5496 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Turd (ranked 8379 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee Turd is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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346 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Darrel Rojas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lee Turd!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rojas takes a jab right on the kisser.
It looks like Darrel Rojas has been cut.
Turd is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Rojas's half guard.
Turd prevents Rojas from improving his position.
Rojas trying to control here.
Rojas is looking to improve his position.
Turd trying to control the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rojas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd is looking for a kimura but Rojas is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Turd to get the leverage.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rojas manages to get to full guard.
Turd not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rojas is keeping the position for now.
Rojas has his hands on Turd's head, controlling the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Rojas tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Turd really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Rojas. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Turd trying to control the action but Rojas is working from the bottom.
Turd trying to control the pace.
Rojas moves into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is working from the bottom.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rojas works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd tries to free his leg and advance position but Rojas is retaining full guard.
Rojas could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Turd sitting in guard here, content to control.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Rojas!
Turd trying to control the action but Rojas is working from the bottom.
Turd stands up.
Turd closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lee Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Darrel Rojas's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Rojas tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rojas tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd gets a double leg takedown into Rojas's guard.
Rojas wants to improve his position but instead Turd has moved into half guard.
Rojas is trying to control but can't.
Lee Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd with the ground and pound but Rojas uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Rojas might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rojas is keeping the position for now.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
Rojas working a defensive guard but Turd passes into half guard.
Turd is trying to control. Rojas wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rojas is pressing down on Turd's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Rojas will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rojas being controlled here, momentarily.
Turd's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turd drives through and clinches with Rojas against the cage.
Rojas is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Turd gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Turd gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rojas.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Rojas is trying to keep an underhook but Turd manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Rojas wants to improve his position but Turd is controlling well.
Turd perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Turd is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Turd throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Turd looking to ground and pound but Rojas is blocking nicely.
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Rojas because Turd loaded up on that one.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is having none of it.
Rojas tries to hold on but Turd postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd looking to secure an arm triangle but Rojas defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd is working for a guillotine from mount but Rojas frees his head quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lee Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Darrel Rojas's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Rojas gets caught flat footed, as Turd shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Rojas thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rojas looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rojas wants to sweep but no luck.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Rojas working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd wants to control from the top but Rojas keeps moving.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turd lands with a shot to the body.
Turd forces Rojas back against the cage and clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rojas has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Turd clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Turd is trying to shake Rojas off. He's managed it and has hopped back to his feet! Rojas won't be happy about giving up the dominant position.
Turd moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Turd gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd wanted to stand there but Rojas had control of the position.
Rojas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
More stalling from Turd.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Rojas looking for a sweep. Not yet Rojas, not yet.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Turd looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Rojas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd slows the pace down in half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turd has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 26:30
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Turd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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