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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 10392 p4p, 679 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 8099 p4p, 654 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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217 lbs
30 - 36 - 0 |
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217 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent MT
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pitakaka - that will leave a mark!
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Goldberg moves out of range.
Goldberg keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Goldberg looks to land a left hand but Pitakaka moved out of range nicely.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Goldberg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Goldberg stuns Pitakaka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Goldberg avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Goldberg misses with a straight right.
Pitakaka attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Goldberg swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Goldberg moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Goldberg misses.
Goldberg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pitakaka motions for Goldberg to come forward. Pitakaka throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a quick inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
A left and a right from Goldberg both land. Nice combination.
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pitakaka. That's going to slow Goldberg down.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Goldberg moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldberg connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Pitakaka takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Goldberg bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pitakaka's head backwards.
Goldberg misses the shot to the body.
Goldberg throws a series of punches but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a front kick aimed at Goldberg's knee but Goldberg avoids it well.
A little jabbing left from Goldberg on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goldberg jabs at Pitakaka's body.
Goldberg chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pitakaka can pounce on him.
Pitakaka lands with a nice body kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Goldberg moves out of range.
Goldberg fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pitakaka looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pitakaka is breathing heavily.
Goldberg lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Goldberg connects with a nice cross there... Pitakaka is looking wobbly and Goldberg recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Pitakaka to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Goldberg jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bill Goldberg!
Bill Goldberg really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Sin City Allstars logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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