PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Barrett (ranked 2957 p4p, 125 weight class) and Slap Me And Call Me (ranked 24847 p4p, 260 weight class). Barrett comes to the cage accompanied by Inner Self - Sepultura. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Barrett
vs
Me And Call Me

205 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Barrett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slap Me And Call Me!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
And Call Me tries to clinch up but Barrett circles away and keeps his distance.
Barrett lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Slap Me And Call Me has been cut.
Slap Me And Call Me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barrett thuds a left hand into And Call Me's body.
Barrett keeps the fight on the outside.
Barrett definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Barrett works And Call Me's body with a nice hook.
And Call Me moves forwards but Barrett connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Barrett ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
And Call Me throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Barrett takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Barrett.
Barrett connects with a good right hand that stumbles And Call Me. And Call Me circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab from Barrett.
A shot to the liver by Barrett. Beautiful body shot.
Barrett avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Barrett listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Barrett is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Barrett ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Barrett connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between And Call Me's hands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Barrett.

That's one minute gone in the round.

And Call Me gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Barrett blocks an uppercut.
Barrett lands an uppercut.
And Call Me misses with the head strike.
And Call Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Barrett.
A nice right hand lands inside from Barrett.
Barrett blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from And Call Me.
Barrett makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And Call Me is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
And Call Me wants to stall.
Barrett working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Barrett works on And Call Me's body with a couple of short punches.
Barrett tries to work over And Call Me's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Barrett lands a left hand that snaps the head of And Call Me backwards.
Barrett misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barrett misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And Call Me tries to land knees in the clinch but Barrett avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Barrett doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And Call Me misses with a punch on the inside.
Barrett lands a body punch in the clinch.
Barrett lands with a left to the head.
Barrett tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Barrett blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barrett doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short uppercut from Barrett.
And Call Me misses with the head strike.
Barrett blocking some punches.
Barrett pushes And Call Me back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And Call Me tries to land knees in the clinch but Barrett avoids the damage to the body.
And Call Me tries a body shot but Barrett blocks it.
Barrett scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Barrett.
Barrett blocks an uppercut.
And Call Me tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Barrett.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for And Call Me.
Barrett blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for And Call Me.
Barrett presses And Call Me against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
And Call Me looks winded!
Barrett blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And Call Me is pushing Barrett up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Barrett lands with a right to the head.
And Call Me blocks a body shot from Barrett.
A head punch on the inside from And Call Me fails to land.
Barrett takes a shot to the head.
Barrett blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for And Call Me.
And Call Me swings wildly with an uppercut but Barrett uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Call Me blocks a body shot from Barrett.
And Call Me is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Barrett scores with a nice short uppercut.
And Call Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Barrett.
A left hand lands to the body for Barrett.
Barrett blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barrett blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barrett is working And Call Me over against the cage.
Barrett lands a hook to the side of the head.
Barrett lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Barrett lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down And Call Me.
A right handed body shot lands from Barrett.
Barrett lands with a right to the head.
Barrett is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A head punch on the inside from And Call Me fails to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And Call Me throws a punch but it's blocked by Barrett.
Barrett blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barrett lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down And Call Me.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Barrett creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Barrett.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jordan Barrett dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Slap Me And Call Me's cut.
That's time! Barrett's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Barrett connects with a looping right hand.
And Call Me drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A punch lands to the side of Barrett 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And Call Me gets cracked there but stands up to it.

And Call Me is rocked!
Barrett lands with a right hand.
And Call Me is still on wobbly legs! Can Barrett finish him?
BAM! Barrett delivers a spinning backfist that drops And Call Me like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Jordan Barrett!
A relieved looking Jordan Barrett thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.