PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mike Killer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to John Zoidberg's chin.

Killer
vs
Zoidberg

215 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
222 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg swats away the attempt to clinch by Killer.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Killer circles away.
No joy there for Killer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Killer paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Killer moves into the clinch successfully.
Killer is trying to break free.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Killer is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Mike Killer has been cut.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Killer's ribcage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Killer in his tracks for a moment.

Mike Killer's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Killer's defenses.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Mike Killer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Killer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Killer in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Killer's face.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.

Jeez, Mike Killer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Killer shrugs off.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Killer takes an elbow to the forehead.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mike Killer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!