PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 5559 p4p, 539 weight class) and Michael Under (ranked 3331 p4p, 402 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Turd
vs
Under

194 cm
21
190 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

182 cm
26
184 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Michael Under!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Turd. No joy for Under on that attempt.
Turd defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Under.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Under tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Turd defends well and Under ends up having to push Turd into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Under.
Under takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Under looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Turd is fending him off so far but Under persists. Nope, Turd circles away and we're back to standing.
Under on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Turd punishes Under's body with a nice straight punch.
Turd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Under tries for a takedown but Turd circles away easily
and Turd counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Under looks winded!
Turd lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Under at a distance.

Turd sends Under crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Turd is motioning to the referee to let Under up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Under is rocked!

It looks like Michael Under has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Turd. Beautiful body shot.
Under is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Turd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Turd cracks a nice hook into Under's ribs.
Turd lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bug Turd!
Our winner, Bug Turd, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.