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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Cal Ortiz (ranked 5132 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tycoon A Cunt (ranked 8039 p4p, 0 weight class). Mike Tycoon A Cunt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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167 cm
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143 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cal Ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yuuki Gou and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ortiz tries to clinch up but A Cunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Despite the aggression on A Cunt's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ortiz throws a combination. A Cunt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ortiz cracks a nice hook into A Cunt's ribs.
A Cunt throws a big shot that misses.
Jab, jab by Ortiz - just one landing.
Crunch! Ortiz slams his shin into A Cunt's torso.
A Cunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A Cunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A Cunt throws a jab when Ortiz was well out of range.
Ortiz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A Cunt slips a jab and a cross from Ortiz.
A Cunt fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A Cunt will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A Cunt throws a head kick that misses.
A Cunt fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cal Ortiz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Tycoon A Cunt.
Ortiz moves away from the strike by A Cunt.
Ortiz wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
The fighters circling - A Cunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ortiz definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head kick from Ortiz lands but A Cunt takes it in his stride.
Ortiz slips under a jab from A Cunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A Cunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ortiz listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A Cunt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A Cunt on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ortiz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from A Cunt.
A Cunt throws a head kick but Ortiz moves out of range.
A Cunt misses with a left hand
and Ortiz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ortiz scores with a spinning back kick!
Ortiz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on A Cunt. That did some damage!
A head kick misses from A Cunt.
A Cunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
An inside leg kick lands from Ortiz.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A Cunt misses with a wild combination.
Ortiz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. A Cunt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A Cunt avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz staying out of range there.
Ortiz lands an overhand right.
A Cunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ortiz is just out of range.
A Cunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz doesn't manage to clinch there - A Cunt circles away.
No joy there for A Cunt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Donk. A Cunt catches Ortiz right on the button with a cross.
Ortiz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ortiz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Ortiz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on A Cunt if he has to take too many more of those.
A Cunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ortiz moves away.
Ortiz shoots in and gets a takedown into A Cunt's guard.
A Cunt pushes Ortiz off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
A Cunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ortiz moves away.
A Cunt shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
A Cunt lands with a punch from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from A Cunt.
A Cunt landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
A Cunt is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
A Cunt is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by A Cunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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