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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obama (ranked 1457 p4p, 70 weight class) and Scott Page (ranked 1760 p4p, 87 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Page's choice of entrance music: Suspicious Minds. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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170 cm
35
143 lbs
27 - 27 - 1 |
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185 cm
38
119 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 27 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barack Obama! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Scott Page! The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Russell Pearce and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Page takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Page has managed to clinch.
Obama misses with a short punch on the inside. Page misses with a short punch on the inside. Page can't find room to land a body shot as Obama controls the action.
Obama lands a right hand. Page is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Obama is keeping busy. Obama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obama tries a body shot but Page blocks it.
Obama lands a body punch in the clinch. A right handed body shot lands from Obama.
Page is looking to control Obama's arms but Obama gets an underhook and turns him. Now Page has his back to the cage. Obama is leaning against Page and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Obama prevents the takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Obama lands with a short shot to the head. Page scores with an uppercut up the middle. Page breaks from the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Page. Obama does a little dance to reset his feet. Obama works the jab nicely. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Obama misses with a kick to the body.
Page is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round. Obama fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Page shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Obama as he jumps to the side. Obama lands a jab to the nose. Obama throws a shot to the body.
Obama ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Page moves away. Obama lunges at Page with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Page's hand. Page is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Page dives in for a single leg takedown but Obama sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage. Barack Obama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Scott Page. Page fails in his attempt to clinch. Obama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Page pushes Obama up against the cage in a clinch. Page content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Obama misses with the head strike.
Page is looking to control Obama's arms but Obama gets an underhook and turns him. Now Page has his back to the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Obama lands a left hand that snaps the head of Page backwards. Page manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
This has been an exciting period of action! Page working hard to break the clinch. Page is working for takedown but Obama is calmly controlling the position for now. Obama escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Page throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Barack Obama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Page tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obama manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Obama shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Obama scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Obama bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Obama ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Page moves away. Page fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Obama avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A nice inside leg kick there by Obama. That's going to slow Page down. Page throws a head kick that misses. Page staying out of range there. Page throws a right hand that Obama ducks under and follows up with a left that Obama also avoids with ease. Obama swings for the body but Page moves out of range.
Obama throws a right and a left that both miss. Page tries to clinch but Obama moves out of range. Obama is looking to wear down Page with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Page shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Page was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Obama tries to get back to half guard but can't. Page works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Page tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it. Obama tries to bench press Page off him but Page keeps the position. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Page wants to control but Obama is keeping him busy. Obama is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Page off and has taken his back! The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. This has been an exciting period of action! The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Page tries to roll but Obama sticks to his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obama dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Page tries to clinch there but Obama circles away.
Page throws a right and a left that Obama avoids nicely. Page wants to clinch up but Obama keeps it at a distance. Obama scores with a hook to the body. Page takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Page closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Obama quickly recovers to half guard. Obama looking for a kimura from the bottom but Page passes into side control! Page misses with the ground and pound. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Obama tries to bench press Page off him but Page keeps the position. Page remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. Obama is looking to reverse the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Obama is trying to work for a sweep but Page has mounted him! Page trying to control but Obama is having none of it. Obama wants to hold on but Page pushes him away. Obama is desperately trying to improve his position but Page has a good base and remains in mount. Page can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Obama is looking to escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Page might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Obama haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time. Obama is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Page can do to turn this around? Obama taking shots to the head. Obama is wriggling around trying to escape.
Obama wants to hold on but Page pushes him away. Obama can't escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Obama bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Page wants to sweep but no luck. Page keeps trying to improve his position. Page trying to control the position.
Obama throws a big right hand that misses. Page controls Obama momentarily but Obama frees himself. Scott Page has got the better of the ground game so far. Page looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Obama has picked Page up and slammed him! Page can't keep hold of the triangle and Obama manages to pass to side control!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Page is looking to reverse the position. Page takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head. Obama is putting a hurting on Page here, landing some big shots from side control. Obama lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Page down.
Obama wants to lay and pray for a moment but Page keeps working. Obama stands up and beckons Page to his feet. Page moves out of range of the strikes. Page shoots in but Obama avoids the takedown attempt easily. Obama scores with a nice body kick.
Page is breathing heavily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Obama throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Page stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Page moves out of range of the body kick from Obama.
Page is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Barack Obama will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Obama tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Page is looking to clinch. Page throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Obama. Obama gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Page counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Nice sprawl there from Page as Obama shoots in. Page drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Obama looking for subs off his back but Page has passed one foot through into half guard.
Obama trying to control but Page postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Obama looking for submissions off his back. Obama actively working from the bottom here. Page wants to pass the guard but Obama is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Page seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Obama does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Obama looking for submissions off his back. Obama is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. Obama looking for submissions from an awkward position here. Obama actively working from the bottom here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Page takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. Obama jabs at Page's body. Page wants to clinch. Scott Page is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Obama looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Page changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Obama looks to score with a jab to the body but Page is just out of range. Page unleashes a big counter combination but Obama bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. A looping hook to the body misses from Obama. Page does a little dance to reset his feet. Page throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obama. Obama dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Page. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Obama ducks right into an uppercut from Page. A bone on bone clash there as Page blocks the leg kick.
Page is looking for the big counter here. Page takes a body punch but keeps moving. Obama looks to score with a jab to the body but Page is just out of range. Page shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard. Scott Page has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Page looks to land a strike but Obama avoids it nicely and regains full guard. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Page stopping the sweep attempt from Obama. Page looking to pass the guard.
And that's the end of the fight! Scott Page comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Obama has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28 Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28 Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obama! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Barack Obama made sure he mentioned Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$), along with how happy he was to win his fight. The defeated Scott Page had this to say: 'Fuckin' cocksuckers'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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