PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Rude (ranked 1974 p4p, 214 weight class) and Biff Raper (ranked 1895 p4p, 204 weight class). Rude comes to the cage accompanied by Beautiful people-by MARILYN MANSON. Raper comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Torso fuck - Raped by Elephants kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Rude
vs
Raper

199 cm
27
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

193 cm
20
255 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rick Rude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Biff Raper!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Rude.
Raper feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rude's calf.
Raper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Raper takes a swing at Rude's ribcage but misses.
Rude is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Raper.
A nice side step and Raper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Rude rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Raper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Raper feints and then cracks Rude's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rude down.
Rude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Raper throws out the jab.
Rude is looking to counter the offense by Raper and move into the clinch.
Rude moves out of range as Raper strikes.
Rude misses with a straight right.
Raper throws a jab but it's blocked by Rude.
Raper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rude in his tracks.
Rude blocks a jab.
Raper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rude.
Rude throws an off balance right hand
and Raper counters with a good low kick that Rude was not able to check.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Raper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raper misses with an uppercut. Rude saw that one coming.
Raper throws a series of punches but Rude moves out of range.

Raper rushes Rude and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Good body shot from Raper.
Rude is trying to break the clinch but Raper is controlling him.
Rude is trying to break the clinch but Raper is controlling him.
Raper lands a nice uppercut.
Raper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rude backwards.
Raper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Raper lands a right hand.
Raper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rude is breathing heavily.
Raper struggles to land a body shot inside as Rude controls his hands.
Raper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rude.
A nice right hand lands inside from Raper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Raper.
I was talking to Rude's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Raper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Raper.
Raper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Raper lands a body shot.
Raper lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Raper.
Raper lands a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Raper.
Raper lands a right hand.
Raper lands with a right to the head.
Raper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rude's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Raper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Raper tries a body shot but Rude blocks it.
Raper lands an uppercut.

Rude is rocked!
A body shot lands from Raper.
A short uppercut from Raper.
Oh Rude is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Raper lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Raper.
Raper scores with a hook to the body.
Raper scores with a hook to the body.
Rude seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Raper.
Raper has Rude pressed against the cage. Rude drops his hands and Raper takes advantage by unloading with a massive hook that sends Rude tumbling to the canvas! Raper rains down with more punches but Rude was already out! That's a highlight reel knockout for Raper!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biff Raper!
Biff Raper thanked the fans post fight for their support.