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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 18 p4p, 4 weight class) and Latka Gravas (ranked 414 p4p, 63 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Latka Gravas !
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Mauricio Rocha and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gravas throws a sloppy head kick
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Gravas is avoiding it.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gravas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gravas .
Gravas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gravas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gravas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gravas will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gravas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper wants to clinch
and Gravas counters with an inside leg kick.
Gravas moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gravas manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gravas tries a quick counter leg kick but Slurper is wise to it.
Gravas on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slurper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Gravas is trying to break the clinch but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Gravas wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gravas .
Gravas fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gravas lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Gravas controls his hands.
Gravas tries to break the clinch but Slurper is controlling the position.
Gravas throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Gravas tries to break free but Slurper pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Gravas has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Gravas controls the action.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Gravas 's ribcage. Gravas let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gravas lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slurper.
A short right from Gravas .
Gravas 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Gravas controls the action.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gravas or not.
Gravas blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Gravas 's head.
A left hand lands to the body for Gravas .
Slurper tries to work over Gravas 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gravas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Gravas slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper jabs at Gravas 's body.
Slurper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Slurper checks the leg kick.
Slurper wants to clinch up but Gravas keeps it at a distance.
Gravas misses with a kick to the body.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gravas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper misses with the combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Gravas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
Slurper works Gravas 's body with a nice hook.
Gravas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gravas flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Gravas .
Slurper throws a right and a left that Gravas avoids nicely.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Gravas is avoiding it.
And Gravas responds with a good body kick, but Slurper manages to step out the way in time.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slurper misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Gravas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gravas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gravas lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gravas , right into the meat.
Slurper moves in looking to clinch but Gravas pushes him off.
Slurper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Gravas replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Slurper blocks it well.
Slurper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gravas 's hands.
Slurper misses with a jab to the body
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gravas lands with a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Gravas .
Slurper tries to clinch but Gravas moves out of range.
Slurper throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gravas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Both fighters circling a little - Gravas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Gravas scores with the left hand. Slurper knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Gravas counters with a good, hard body kick but Slurper shrugs it off.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slurper tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Gravas makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Slurper really felt that one!
Gravas scores with a push kick.
Gravas slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A head kick misses from Gravas .
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gravas .
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Both fighters circling a little - Gravas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice cross by Gravas .
Gravas stalks Slurper and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Slurper's face. Slurper staggers backwards, shaken.
Slurper is rocked!
Jab by Gravas .
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A big left from Slurper misses.
Slurper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.
Gravas throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gravas ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper lands an overhand right.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Slurper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Gravas connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Gravas looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gravas lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Gravas is just out of range.
Gravas is trying to counter with his kicks.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Gravas moved out of range.
Slurper misses the jab.
Gravas appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Gravas takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slurper cracks Gravas with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a right hand
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gravas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Gravas eats them both and turns towards Slurper to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gravas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gravas throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Gravas scores with a nice strike.
Gravas lands a head kick!
Gravas blocks a jab.
A little jabbing left from Gravas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gravas looks for the body kick but Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper throws a hook but Gravas blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Latka Gravas showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Gravas moves out of range of the strikes.
Gravas works the jab nicely.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gravas in his tracks.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Gravas ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gravas .
Slurper clinches up against the cage.
Gravas manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gravas moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gravas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slurper wants to clinch but Gravas slips to the side
and Gravas counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Slurper to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Gravas !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Latka Gravas !
Latka Gravas is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath Latka Gravas thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Snot Slurper had this to say: 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.
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