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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 1662 p4p, 165 weight class) and Calixto Cardona (ranked 8291 p4p, 445 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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150 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Calixto Cardona!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cardona gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cardona lands a slapping body shot.
Schlong throws out a leg kick but Cardona moves out of range and Schlong only half commits.
Cardona misses with a body kick.
We've been hearing reports that Schlong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Cardona scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Schlong checks a leg kick.
Schlong closes the distance and clinches.
Cardona misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cardona misses with a body punch.
Cardona swings wildly with an uppercut but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cardona goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cardona lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A hook to the body from Cardona.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cardona struggles to land a body shot inside as Schlong controls his hands.
Cardona throws a head punch that misses.
Cardona lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cardona's elbow.
Cardona throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Cardona throws a punch but it's blocked by Schlong.
Schlong tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Schlong lands with a right to the head.
Schlong is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Cardona can't fight it off and eventually Schlong manages to take the fight to the floor. Cardona looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cardona is working from the bottom.
Cardona has control of Schlong's left arm, preventing Schlong from doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong throwing strikes from guard but Cardona blocks nicely.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cardona is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cardona managing to control the position.
Cardona is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong looking to sit in guard and control but Cardona gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cardona won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong pulls Cardona in close to prevent any damage.
Cardona is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Cardona is now in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schlong has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cardona is working away from the top position though.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Cardona is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong is positioning himself well to prevent Cardona advancing to mount.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cardona throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong counters with an outside leg kick.
Cardona connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Schlong momentarily.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cardona throws out the jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cardona drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cardona looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
Schlong half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Schlong throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cardona was covering up waiting for the punch and Schlong finishes the takedown easily into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Calixto Cardona will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Cardona does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cardona paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Schlong is rocked!
It looks like Long Schlong has been cut.
Schlong leaves his chin hanging out and Cardona seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Schlong crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Calixto Cardona!
Calixto Cardona is the new featherweight champion!
Calixto Cardona decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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