PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kim Il Sung (ranked 2637 p4p, 293 weight class) and Elmer Fudd (ranked 2298 p4p, 264 weight class). Fudd is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Blue On Black. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Il Sung
vs
Fudd

178 cm
38
185 lbs
23 - 18 - 0

179 cm
33
177 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kim Il Sung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Il Sung looks for a takedown but Fudd sprawls well.
A little jabbing left from Fudd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Il Sung feints and as Fudd raises his hands in defense, Il Sung changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Il Sung passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Fudd tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Il Sung wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Il Sung tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Il Sung has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Il Sung is trying to get an arm triangle but Fudd is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Il Sung tries for a kimura but Fudd is defending well.

Il Sung tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Il Sung has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Il Sung wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
You can see the frustration on Fudd's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fudd is looking for a sweep.

Il Sung goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Fudd rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Il Sung's guard! Nice work there by Fudd!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fudd is looking to work some ground and pound but Il Sung has wrist control.
Fudd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Il Sung manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fudd manages to get himself to full guard.

Il Sung stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fudd swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung is working hard here to advance position.
Il Sung trying to move into half guard but instead Fudd has managed to sweep!

Il Sung tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fudd slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Il Sung looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Fudd wants to control from the top but Il Sung keeps moving.
Fudd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Il Sung is keeping the position for now.
Fudd stopping the sweep attempt from Il Sung.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd tries to stand but Il Sung is controlling from the bottom.
Fudd looking to pass the guard.
Fudd wants to stand but Il Sung is controlling his posture from full guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Il Sung looks for a takedown but Fudd sprawls well.
Fudd only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fudd lands a jab to the nose.
Kim Il Sung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd misses with a body shot.
Il Sung shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kim Il Sung. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Il Sung will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Il Sung fails with a takedown attempt.
Il Sung looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Elmer Fudd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Il Sung misses with a takedown
and Fudd makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Il Sung shoots and misses
and Fudd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Il Sung is breathing heavily.
Il Sung tries for a takedown but Fudd sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice cross by Fudd.
Fudd lands a hook that stumbles Il Sung back into the cage. Fudd follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Il Sung to the canvas! Fudd pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Il Sung has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Elmer Fudd!
Elmer Fudd decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Kim Il Sung spoke after the fight, saying 'Eat my feces you filthy capitalist dog!'.