PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Lowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dork Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lowe
vs
Fish

185 cm
25
183 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

180 cm
23
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good knees
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Anthony Lowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dork Fish!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fish misses with an uppercut. Lowe saw that one coming.

Lowe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fish, pushing him back against the cage.

Fish has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Lowe uses from the top position.

Fish is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lowe trying to control the position from guard on top but Fish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lowe working some strikes from top position.

Fish working for a triangle but Lowe defends it easily.

Fish looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Lowe passes into half guard.
Fish tries to get to full guard but Lowe has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish is not content to let Lowe control the position.
Lowe lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fish is looking to improve his position.
Lowe wants to take a breather but Fish is having none of it.

Lowe is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Fish sees it coming and defends easily.
Lowe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Fish looking for submissions off his back.
Lowe frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fish really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Lowe looking to secure an arm triangle but Fish defends it well.
Lowe fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Fish is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lowe has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Fish's face.
Fish keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Fish is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lowe unloading with bombs!

It looks like Dork Fish has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lowe dominating with strikes here.

That has opened up Dork Fish's cut even more.
Lowe is landing with some decent strikes but Fish is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Lowe prevents Fish from getting the reversal.
Lowe landing strikes from the mount and Fish is in trouble!
Lowe prevents Fish from getting the reversal.
Fish regains half guard.

Fish looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Fish looks gassed!
Fish is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lowe content to control rather than advance.

Lowe is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fish tries to roll over but Lowe keeps him under control.
Lowe working the head and body with strikes.
Lowe landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Fish looking for submissions off his back.
Lowe is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anthony Lowe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dork Fish's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Lowe throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fish throws a shot from downtown. Lowe moves away and avoids it.
Lowe defending well as Fish loads up on a big left hand.
Anthony Lowe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lowe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fish throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fish waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Lowe.
Lowe moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lowe misses with a low kick.
Dork Fish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lowe throws a head kick but Fish moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Lowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fish just misses with a punch to the body.

Lowe gets a clinch.
Fish blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fish has Lowe pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lowe manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lowe displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fish up against the cage.
Fish wants to break free but Lowe has control.
Fish is looking to break free of the clinch but Lowe has double underhooks.
Lowe landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fish blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish takes a shot to the head.
Fish tries for a takedown but Lowe manages to get underhooks.
Lowe unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fish lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fish is breathing heavily.
Fish is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lowe is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Fish can't break the clinch.
Fish wants to get back to striking at distance but Lowe won't allow it.

Fish manages to break the clinch.
A punch lands to the side of Lowe 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice body punch from Fish.
Lowe tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fish swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lowe blocks a jab.
Fish swinging wilding here.
Fish tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lowe was well out of range. Poor timing from Fish.
Lowe lands a high kick!

The cut above Dork Fish's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lowe has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fish finds it's way round the side to connect with Lowe's head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fish throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lowe counters with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fish takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fish is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lowe.
Lowe doesn't manage to clinch there - Fish circles away.
Lowe scores with a head kick.
Fish thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lowe on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fish connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lowe. Lowe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fish checks the leg kick.
Lowe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fish scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lowe drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lowe walks into a left hand.
Fish misses with a combination
and Fish takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fish scores with a hook.
Fish scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fish uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fish misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A big left from Fish misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fish scores with a shot to the body.
Fish throws a combination. Lowe tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fish moves out of range as Lowe throws a body kick.
Lowe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lowe slips a straight right by Fish.
Fish scores with a nice right hand.
Lowe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lowe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fish lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lowe takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Lowe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lowe slips a jab from Fish.
Lowe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fish misses with a looping left.
Fish will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lowe staying out of range there.
Fish misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Lowe.
Lowe slips under a jab.
Fish misses with a straight left.
Lowe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lowe misses with a head kick.
Fish jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dork Fish seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fish scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fish looks to throw the jab but Lowe is out of range.
Lowe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fish.
Lowe misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Lowe.
Fish misses with a two punch combination.
Fish tries to bum rush Lowe with a series of wild strikes but Lowe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lowe throws a head kick that misses.
Lowe is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fish digs a good hook to Lowe's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dork Fish will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Dork Fish's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Fish throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fish swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fish scores with a sloppy right hand. Lowe should have avoided that one.
Lowe takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fish misses with an uppercut.
Fish loads up on a big right hand but Lowe slips the punch.
Fish takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lowe scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A punch combination from Fish misses.
Lowe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fish.
Fish circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fish scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A jab from Lowe finds it's way through Fish's defenses.
Fish connects with a right hand. Lowe shakes it off.

Lowe moves into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fish leaning against his opponent.
Lowe lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Fish wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lowe has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lowe stalling.
Lowe crunches a lovely knee into Fish's ribcage.
Fish managing to block the knees to the body from Lowe.
Fish wants to break free but Lowe has control.
Lowe unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fish lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fish wants to break the clinch but can't.
Lowe lands a nice knee to the body.
Nice body punch from Fish - that landed with a thud.
Lowe prevents Fish from breaking the clinch.
Fish wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lowe has him pressed against the cage.
Fish misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lowe misses with a knee to the head.
Fish wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lowe has him pressed against the cage.

Fish breaks from the clinch.
Fish misses the jab.
Lowe throws a head kick that misses.
A big left from Fish misses.
Some wild striking there from Fish.
A big left from Fish misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lowe gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fish throws a leg kick
and Lowe counters with a head kick.
Fish fails to land with a series of punches.
Fish scores with a three punch combo!
Lowe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fish.
Lowe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fish fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lowe on the side of the head.
Fish misses with a hook.
Lowe looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fish thuds his right hand into Lowe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fish will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lowe.
Nice body kick there by Lowe.
Lowe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fish circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fish keeps the fight on the outside.
A jab from Fish does it's job there.
Lowe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fish thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lowe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fish, pushing him back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Lowe.

Fish pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lowe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Lowe thuds his right hand into Fish's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lowe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fish swinging wilding here.
Lowe walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fish misses with a looping right.
Fish misses the jab.

Lowe rushes Fish and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lowe lands a knee to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Fish.
Fish misses with a short punch on the inside.

Fish escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fish misses with a series of wild punches.
Lowe ducks under a wild hook from Fish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fish misses with a hook. Lowe ducked under it nicely.
Lowe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fish connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fish takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fish keeps the fight on the outside.
Fish tests Lowe's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fish throws a series of punches but Lowe avoids them all with ease.
Lowe ducks right into an uppercut from Fish.
Fish on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A left and a right from Fish both land. Nice combination.
Lowe misses with a head kick.
Fish motions for Lowe to come forward. Fish throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lowe throws a head kick but Fish moves out of range.
Fish fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fish bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fish throws the left hand but Lowe avoids the punch easily.
Fish swats away the attempt to clinch by Lowe.
Fish avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dork Fish.
I think Fish has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dork Fish!