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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 14847 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlos Beltran (ranked 4071 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Don't Stop Believing. On his way into the cage it seems that Yahweh Falwell has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Yahweh Falwell seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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136 lbs
2 - 99 - 0 |
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171 cm
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145 lbs
21 - 14 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 99 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carlos Beltran!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beltran throws a right and a left that both miss.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Beltran drops Falwell with a beautiful combination! Falwell stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Beltran is looking for the KO!
Falwell is rocked!
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Beltran closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Falwell out cold! Falwell corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Carlos Beltran!
Carlos Beltran was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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