PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Two Chainz (ranked 3786 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junior Dos Santos (ranked 7973 p4p, 0 weight class). Chainz comes into the arena with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hxD1Cnmn5s blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chainz
vs
Dos Santos

180 cm
32
182 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

196 cm
28
172 lbs
13 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Two Chainz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Junior Dos Santos!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Santos ducks under a wild hook from Chainz.
Chainz looks to land a body kick but Dos Santos moved away.
Dos Santos changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Chainz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And Dos Santos tries to counter it with a takedown but Chainz pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Nice jab there from Chainz.

It looks like Junior Dos Santos has been cut.
Chainz lands a nice shot to the body.
Chainz takes a swing at Dos Santos's ribcage but misses.
Chainz throws the kick towards the body but Dos Santos avoids it.
Chainz tries to land a body kick

and Dos Santos counters with a nice double leg into guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Chainz manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chainz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chainz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dos Santos is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Chainz pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dos Santos jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Chainz walks away with a smile on his face. Dos Santos gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chainz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dos Santos's head.
Dos Santos takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dos Santos walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Dos Santos is rocked!
Chainz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dos Santos is still on wobbly legs! Can Chainz finish him?
Chainz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dos Santos seems to have recovered his senses.
Dos Santos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chainz.
Dos Santos moves out of range as Chainz throws a body kick.
And Dos Santos responds with a good body kick, but Chainz manages to step out the way in time.
Chainz just misses with a punch to the body.
Chainz swings for the body but Dos Santos moves out of range.

Chainz feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Dos Santos sprawling to the canvas! Dos Santos rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Chainz finish him?!

That has opened up Junior Dos Santos's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dos Santos.
Two Chainz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Junior Dos Santos.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chainz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chainz swings away with a body shot that misses

and Dos Santos counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Dos Santos.
Chainz pulls Dos Santos in to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Chainz is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Dos Santos presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Chainz prevents the takedown attempt.
Chainz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Chainz tries to work over Dos Santos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chainz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dos Santos has Chainz pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chainz manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Chainz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dos Santos looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dos Santos takes a shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chainz lands a nice uppercut.
Chainz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dos Santos takes a shot to the head.
Chainz has Dos Santos pushed against the cage.
A short right from Chainz.
Chainz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chainz lands a shot to the body.
A short right from Chainz.
Chainz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chainz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chainz lands a hook that snaps the head of Dos Santos backwards.
Chainz struggles to land a body shot inside as Dos Santos controls his hands.
Stalling in the clinch from Chainz.
A left hand lands to the body for Chainz.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chainz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chainz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chainz.
A hook to the body from Chainz.
Chainz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chainz tries to throw a body punch but Dos Santos avoids it by throwing Chainz back against the cage.
Chainz lands with a right to the head.
Dos Santos's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Two Chainz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Junior Dos Santos's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

A head kick misses from Chainz.
Chainz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dos Santos feints the counter takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dos Santos.
Chainz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dos Santos can do to turn this around?
Chainz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dos Santos tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

Chainz tries to sprawl but Dos Santos drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Dos Santos looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Chainz manages to get to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chainz wants to stand but Dos Santos is controlling the position.
Dos Santos is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chainz pushes Dos Santos off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Chainz is looking to wear down Dos Santos with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Chainz misses with a looping right.
Dos Santos feints the counter takedown.
Two Chainz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chainz misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Chainz coming out on top.
Decent striking displayed by Chainz there.
Dos Santos looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dos Santos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chainz throws a push kick but Dos Santos slaps the foot to one side.
Dos Santos checks a leg kick.
Chainz looks to throw the jab but Dos Santos is out of range.
Dos Santos drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Chainz defends it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Santos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Chainz.
Dos Santos tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Chainz seems to be stalking Dos Santos here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastating head kick! Dos Santos drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Two Chainz!
A very excited looking Two Chainz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.