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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dustin Kruger (ranked 10 p4p, 1 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 32 p4p, 2 weight class). Kruger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Enter The Spingbok Ninja. The crowd seem to be enjoying SissyPants's choice of entrance music: Scooters. On his way into the cage it seems that Dustin Kruger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dustin Kruger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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32
243 lbs
33 - 9 - 1 |
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194 cm
33
267 lbs
29 - 8 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dustin Kruger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Kruger.
Jab from SissyPants.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by SissyPants! Kruger is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, FannyPack SissyPants made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Groove Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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