PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boomerang Farts (ranked 7252 p4p, 546 weight class) and Kallie Coetzee (ranked 7590 p4p, 561 weight class). Coetzee has chosen Outa in die langpad as his entrance music. Kallie Coetzee has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Farts
vs
Coetzee

194 cm
18
277 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

191 cm
18
260 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kallie Coetzee!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
Farts misses with a straight right.
Coetzee thuds a left hand into Farts's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Coetzee misses the target.
Coetzee moves out of range as Farts strikes.

Coetzee fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Farts to the ground. Coetzee is now in Farts's guard.
Farts looking to hit a scissor sweep but Coetzee is one step ahead there.

Coetzee drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Farts dives on top into guard.

Farts looking to pass the guard.

Farts decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Farts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coetzee moves away.
Coetzee fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farts paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Farts misses the jab.
Farts slips a jab from Coetzee.
Farts takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Farts throws a body punch but Coetzee moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Farts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coetzee.
Farts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coetzee.
Coetzee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Farts is fending him off so far but Coetzee persists. Nope, Farts circles away and we're back to standing.
Coetzee moves out of range of the strikes.
Coetzee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Farts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by Coetzee or perhaps it was just good defense by Farts, which made it look bad.
Farts appears to be looking for a big counter.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Farts lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Farts.
Farts cracks Coetzee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.
Farts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
The crowd cheers as Farts lands an impressive looking overhand right. Coetzee doesn't seem phased though.
Coetzee takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Farts throws a jab when Coetzee was well out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Coetzee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Farts misses with a right hand
and Coetzee counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Farts.
Nice body punch from Coetzee.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Farts moves forwards but Coetzee connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've been told by Farts's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Coetzee connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Coetzee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Farts rather than just go for the knockout.
Coetzee lands with a good body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Coetzee.
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target.
Coetzee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Farts misses with a wild body shot.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Coetzee uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Coetzee throws out a loose jab but Farts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farts displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Coetzee.
We've been informed that Coetzee has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Coetzee misses with a body shot.
Coetzee shoots in looking for a takedown but Farts manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Coetzee's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Coetzee throws a jab when Farts was well out of range.
Farts misses the shot to the body.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee cracks a nice hook into Farts's ribs.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farts works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farts looks to land a left hand but Coetzee moved out of range nicely.
Farts ducks right into an uppercut from Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee scores with a jab to the body.
Farts rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coetzee counters with a stiff right hand.
Coetzee is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Farts had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Coetzee with a poor takedown
and Farts counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Coetzee misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Farts, as that shot connected.
Coetzee tries to bum rush Farts with a series of wild strikes but Farts uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A counter left hand to the body from Farts misses its target.
Farts misses with a looping left.
Farts lands a body shot.
Coetzee clobbers Farts with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Farts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coetzee.
Coetzee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Farts throws an overhand right that lands on Coetzee's shoulder, as Coetzee tries to avoid the shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Boomerang Farts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kallie Coetzee's cut.
That's time! Farts's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slow jab from Farts misses its intended target.
Coetzee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Farts has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Farts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coetzee manages to avoid it.
Farts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coetzee.
Coetzee lands a nice shot to the body.
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Farts.
Coetzee lands a body shot.
Kallie Coetzee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Coetzee misses with a hook.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Farts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Farts moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Coetzee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coetzee cracks Farts with a good jab.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coetzee now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Coetzee shoots in but Farts avoids the takedown attempt easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Coetzee.
Coetzee moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coetzee lands a nice shot that snaps Farts's head back.
Coetzee is looking to clinch.
Farts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Farts as he avoids it easily.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a looping right hand.
Farts thows a left - swing and a miss!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee swings widly with a right hand
and Farts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Coetzee tests Farts's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee slips under a jab.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Coetzee is just out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Coetzee. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circling - Coetzee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coetzee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Farts was well out of range. Poor timing from Coetzee.
Coetzee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
Farts throws a combination that misses
letting Coetzee counter with a right hand.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
A decent looking cross lands there for Farts.
Farts works over Coetzee's head and body with a nice combination.
Coetzee swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee just misses with a punch to the body.
Good exchange - Coetzee coming out on top.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
Coetzee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Farts.
Coetzee misses with a lunging right hand
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Coetzee throws a jab but it's blocked by Farts.
Coetzee lands with a nice body punch.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Farts lands with a nice combination. Coetzee backs away looking to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farts ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Coetzee throws a looping overhand right but Farts ducks down to avoid it.
Farts lands a nice looking body shot.
Coetzee is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Coetzee. Farts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farts lands a body shot.
Farts throws a good cross that connects.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts flashes Coetzee a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Coetzee's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Coetzee crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Farts punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Urban Fighter, into his post fight interview.
The defeated Kallie Coetzee had this to say: 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.