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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Leeroy Lamalmar (ranked 2512 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tycoon A Cunt (ranked 7972 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Leeroy Lamalmar has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Leeroy Lamalmar seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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140 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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167 cm
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143 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leeroy Lamalmar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamalmar lands with a good body shot.
A Cunt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lamalmar counters with a nice body shot.
Lamalmar clobbers A Cunt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A Cunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A Cunt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lamalmar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A Cunt on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A Cunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lamalmar has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Extreme Training Facility in the buildup to the fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lamalmar.
Lamalmar lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lamalmar connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A Cunt misses with a wild combination.
Lamalmar tests A Cunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A Cunt throws a series of punches but Lamalmar moves out of range.
BOOM! Lamalmar lands a beautiful left hook that drops A Cunt. A Cunt tries to recover but Lamalmar is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and A Cunt lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leeroy Lamalmar!
A very excited looking Leeroy Lamalmar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt was interviewed post fight and said 'I might have lost but at least I am not a pedo... Like mohammed'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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