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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Hagen (ranked 5553 p4p, 0 weight class) and my Penis (ranked 3705 p4p, 0 weight class). Hagen comes to the cage accompanied by Thunder by Imagine Dragons. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 lbs
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190 cm
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212 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Hagen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, my Penis!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hagen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Penis's waist but Penis gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hagen off to one side.
Hagen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penis throws a jab when Hagen was well out of range.
Hagen clinches up against the cage.
Hagen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hagen avoiding damage.
Hagen wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Hagen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hagen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hagen looks to land a combination but Penis avoids it well.
Hagen tries to clinch up
and Penis counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Jack Hagen has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hagen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Penis.
Hagen shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Penis pinned against the cage. Penis gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Penis will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hagen clinches.
Penis breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hagen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Penis's waist but Penis gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hagen off to one side.
Penis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Penis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hagen misses with a takedown attempt - Penis sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Penis misses.
Hagen slips under a jab.
Hagen tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Penis manages to circle out of the way.
Penis misses the shot to the body.
Hagen shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Penis counters with a crisp one two that drops Hagen! Penis thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Hagen to his feet! Hagen is in big trouble!
Hagen is rocked!
Hagen is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Oh Hagen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Penis lands a nice looking body shot.
Penis connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Hagen out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). my Penis!
An intense looking my Penis took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Bomb the caliphate'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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