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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donal Noye (ranked 323 p4p, 51 weight class) and Darth Sidious (ranked 530 p4p, 82 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Noye might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Horse the Band - Cutsman. Donal Noye has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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220 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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204 lbs
28 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donal Noye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noye is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Noye tests Sidious's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Noye throws a head kick that misses.
Noye fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sidious looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Noye tries to clinch up
and Sidious counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Donal Noye has been cut.
Sidious throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noye sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Noye throws a big counter combination but Sidious scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Noye tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious misses with a body shot.
It looked like Noye was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Noye closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Noye lands with a left to the head.
Sidious goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sidious doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sidious struggles to land a body shot inside as Noye controls his hands.
Sidious misses with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noye misses with the head strike.
Sidious lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Noye.
Sidious throws an elbow that misses.
Noye is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Sidious cracks Noye with a nice body shot.
Sidious lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sidious throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Noyes head.
A head punch on the inside from Noye fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Noye fails to land.
Sidious misses with an elbow over the top.
Sidious misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noye pushes Sidious back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sidious escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fighters circling - Sidious throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Noye slips a straight right by Sidious.
Sidious lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Donal Noye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noye is looking to clinch.
Noye tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sidious lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good shot there by Noye.
Sidious takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Noye connects with a leg kick. Sidious looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Noye moves into the clinch.
Noye scores with a hook to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sidious creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Noye is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Noye lands an elbow inside that Sidious shrugs off.
Noye has Sidious pressed against the cage.
Sidious creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Noye's defenses.
Noye gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Noye.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Sidious tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noye's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noye prevents a body shot from Sidious.
Sidious scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sidious lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Noye on the inside.
Sidious misses with a punch on the inside.
Sidious misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sidious dodges an elbow strike from Noye.
Noye misses with an elbow strike.
Sidious scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sidious misses with an elbow over the top.
Noye trying to stall but Sidious improves his position.
Noye prevents a body shot from Sidious.
Noye tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noye avoids the elbow strike from Sidious, against the cage.
Noye with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Sidious.
Noye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Noye tries to throw a body punch but Sidious avoids it by throwing Noye back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Sidious - that landed with a thud.
Sidious misses with a punch to the body.
Noye breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noye throws a leg kick but Sidious moved away.
Noye misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noye takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Noye is breathing heavily.
Sidious moves into range and clinches up with Noye.
Sidious is working Noye over against the cage.
Sidious lands a nice elbow.
Donal Noye's cut is getting worse.
Sidious lands an elbow that stopped Noye in his tracks for a moment.
Sidious breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Sidious.
Noye steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sidious.
Sidious misses with a body kick.
Noye loads up on a big right hand but Sidious slips the punch.
Despite the aggression on Sidious's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Sidious thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noye if he has to take too many more of those.
Sidious swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sidious avoids the head kick by Noye.
Sidious tries to land a front kick but Noye steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Sidious dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Donal Noye's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Sidious blocks a head kick by Noye.
Sidious throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Noye wants to clinch
and Sidious counters with a nice body kick.
Sidious has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sidious throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sidious bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sidious fakes the leg kick and cracks Noye in the body.
Sidious pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Noye is looking for a counter combo.
Sidious lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Noye looks to throw the jab but Sidious is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sidious misses with a double jab.
Nice body kick from Sidious.
Noye slips under a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sidious throws a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noye moves out of range as Sidious strikes.
Sidious throws a jab but it's blocked by Noye.
Sidious jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sidious circles away from the clinch attempt.
Noye will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Sidious throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sidious digs a good hook to Noye's body.
Sidious moves into the clinch.
Good body shot from Sidious.
Sidious tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Sidious.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Sidious digs a right hand underneath Noye's ribcage. Noye let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Sidious lands a damaging elbow.
Donal Noye's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sidious misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sidious lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sidious digs a right hand into Noye's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Noye's gas tank.
Sidious breaks the clinch.
Darth Sidious seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Noye avoids the head kick by Sidious.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sidious misses with a looping right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A clash of legs there as Sidious blocks the low kick.
Noye jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Noye misses with a body shot
and Sidious counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jeez, Donal Noye's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Sidious misses with a body kick.
Noye lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Sidious works Noye's body with a nice hook.
Sidious just misses with a punch to the body.
Noye takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Donal Noye's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Darth Sidious!
After the big win, Darth Sidious made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Aspire Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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