PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Eros Ramasotti (ranked 19651 p4p, 102 weight class) and Rect Umm (ranked 21066 p4p, 108 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Ramasotti might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Pray for me ft the weekend . Eros Ramasotti has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ramasotti
vs
Umm

185 cm
29
260 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

200 cm
26
215 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

World class MT
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eros Ramasotti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Rect Umm!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Umm.
Ramasotti loads up on a big right hand but Umm slips the punch.
Ramasotti throws a predictable looking body shot
and Umm counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Ramasotti is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Ramasotti's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Umm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ramasotti scrambles back to his feet.
Umm ducks under a wild hook from Ramasotti.
Ramasotti ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ramasotti looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ramasotti misses with a body shot.
Umm lands a nice looking body shot.
Umm lands with a nice body punch.
Umm throws a jab but it's blocked by Ramasotti.
Nice straight punches there by Ramasotti. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ramasotti.
Ramasotti is looking to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Umm jabs Ramasotti to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ramasotti scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Umm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ramasotti stuns Umm with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Umm lands a right hook to the body.
Umm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramasotti has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ramasotti misses with a head kick.
Ramasotti looks to throw the jab but Umm is out of range.
Umm with a hook.
Umm has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Ramasotti tries to clinch up.
Ramasotti is looking to score with low kicks.
Ramasotti throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Umm throws a sloppy head kick and Ramasotti moves out of range easily.
Ramasotti misses with a left hand
and Umm counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ramasotti is looking to clinch.
Umm is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ramasotti with a body shot.
Ramasotti will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ramasotti rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Umm counters with a stiff right hand.
A big right from Umm misses.
Ramasotti waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Umm.
Umm takes a swing at Ramasotti's ribcage but misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Umm with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Umm tries a head kick but it misses.
Ramasotti gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Umm.
Ramasotti throws the left hand but Umm avoids the punch easily.
Ramasotti will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Umm throws a shot from downtown. Ramasotti moves away and avoids it.
Umm is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ramasotti.
Umm is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Umm throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ramasotti sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Umm connects with a body shot that sends Ramasotti's belly button to the back.
Umm displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ramasotti misses with a left hand
enabling Umm to counter with a crisp jab.
Crack! A monster head kick from Umm and Ramasotti falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Umm!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rect Umm!
A very excited looking Rect Umm made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.