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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Impaler (ranked 410 p4p, 23 weight class) and Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 586 p4p, 23 weight class). Schmorgen Biscuit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



215 cm
25
285 lbs
16 - 7 - 0
183 cm
24
230 lbs
15 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuit misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler lands a nice shot to the body.
Impaler slips a jab from Biscuit.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biscuit.
Impaler connects with the punch.


It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Biscuit.
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biscuit throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Biscuit saw that one coming.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Biscuit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Biscuit showed some decent athleticism there.
Biscuit drops an elbow to the side of Impaler's head.
Biscuit missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuit content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Impaler is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at London BALLS OF STEEL, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Biscuit working his ground and pound in the gym.

Biscuit is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Impaler has managed to free his arm - good work.
Impaler wants to get back to full guard.
Biscuit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Biscuit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Impaler's head.
Biscuit throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Biscuit trying to control the action but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Biscuit works his way into full mount!
Biscuit can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Impaler is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit landing shots from mount.
Impaler holds of for dear life.
Biscuit misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Biscuit trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Biscuit connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Impaler is squirming around, avoiding Biscuit's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's time! Impaler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Biscuit on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Biscuit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fighters circling - Biscuit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Biscuit.
Impaler misses with a looping right.
Biscuit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biscuit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
No luck for Biscuit with that takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biscuit.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biscuit walks into a straight right hand from Impaler.


That has opened up Schmorgen Biscuit's cut even more.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Biscuit is just out of range.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice takedown defense from Impaler. No joy for Biscuit on that attempt.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Impaler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Biscuit throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Impaler.
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
A shot to the liver by Biscuit. Beautiful body shot.
Impaler lands a glancing blow to the side of Biscuit's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Biscuit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.


The cut above Schmorgen Biscuit's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Biscuit closes this distance looking for a takedown but Impaler circles away.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Biscuit swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biscuit fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit clinches up with Impaler and pushes him back against the cage.
Biscuit can't get the takedown.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Biscuit tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biscuit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Impaler is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Biscuit misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Impaler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Biscuit tries to score a body lock takedown but Impaler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Biscuit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Impaler breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Nice takedown defense from Impaler. No joy for Biscuit on that attempt.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A jab from Impaler finds it's way through Biscuit's defenses.
Biscuit throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!


Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Biscuit shoots and misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler counters with a right, left combo that wobbles Biscuit badly! Impaler follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks Biscuit out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Impaler finished him against the cage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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RATING
41%
 
 
 
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