PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sebastian Bertrand (ranked 1873 p4p, 214 weight class) and Punch Drunk (ranked 2107 p4p, 228 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bertrand
vs
Drunk

191 cm
27
243 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

182 cm
27
280 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

KOMBAT KLOTHING

JagWars & BadBoys Inc.
Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sebastian Bertrand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Punch Drunk!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bertrand ducks under a wild hook from Drunk.
An attempted straight right counter from Bertrand misses the target.
Drunk misses the jab.
Drunk scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bertrand in his tracks.

It looks like Sebastian Bertrand has been cut.
A jab lands there for Bertrand.
Drunk throws a shot from downtown. Bertrand moves away and avoids it.
Drunk misses with a lunging right hand
and Bertrand cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bertrand throws an overhand right that lands on Drunk's shoulder, as Drunk tries to avoid the shot.
Bertrand connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bertrand throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bertrand misses with a double jab.
Bertrand lands with a straight right. Drunk didn't see that one coming.
Drunk keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bertrand takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bertrand on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Drunk cracks Bertrand with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Drunk has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bertrand to stand back up!
Drunk shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunk throws a body punch but Bertrand moves out of range.
Bertrand is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Drunk takes a swing at Bertrand's ribcage but misses.
Bertrand clobbers Drunk with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bertrand misses with the combination.
Bertrand staying out of range there.
Drunk has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Drunk there as he acknowledges the shot.
Drunk misses the jab.

Drunk sends Bertrand crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Drunk is motioning to the referee to let Bertrand up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Bertrand is rocked!

Sebastian Bertrand's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunk weaves into range and cracks Bertrand right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Bertrand goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Drunk is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Punch Drunk!
A relieved looking Punch Drunk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.