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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Whitey O Whitersson (ranked 3973 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 3448 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Marching Song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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31
166 lbs
17 - 19 - 0 |
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26
160 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Whitey O Whitersson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
O Whitersson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and O Whitersson moves out of range easily.
Hitler throws a wild body kick that O Whitersson sees coming a mile off.
O Whitersson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
O Whitersson forces Hitler back against the cage and clinches.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hitler takes an elbow to the forehead.
O Whitersson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
O Whitersson lands a body shot.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow.
O Whitersson scores with a nice hook to the head.
O Whitersson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
O Whitersson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
O Whitersson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hitler takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees to the body from O Whitersson.
Hitler looks winded!
O Whitersson crunches a lovely knee into Hitler's ribcage.
Hitler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
O Whitersson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hitler's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
O Whitersson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
O Whitersson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hitler is rocked!
Clinched against the cage, O Whitersson lands a big elbow that drops Hitler! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Hitler is complaining that he's OK but he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Whitey O Whitersson!
Whitey O Whitersson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Sportivité, into his post fight interview.
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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