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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anti Half Assed (ranked 1625 p4p, 199 weight class) and John Wall (ranked 1632 p4p, 200 weight class). Wall has chosen Metallica - Enter Sandman as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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165 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anti Half Assed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Wall!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed lands a body shot.
A punch combination from Wall misses.
Half Assed swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Half Assed takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Half Assed connects with a body shot.
Wall misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Half Assed counters with a straight right hand.
Wall avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wall takes a swing at Half Assed's ribcage but misses.
Wall lands a lovely overhand right.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wall looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Half Assed slips a jab from Wall.
Half Assed swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Half Assed throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Half Assed lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Half Assed circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wall shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Wall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wall feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Wall not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wall content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Half Assed working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wall doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Wall manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wall slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Half Assed is keeping the position for now.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wall has managed to clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wall creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wall.
Wall throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Half Assed fails to land.
Wall lands a body shot.
Half Assed tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wall smiles and moves away.
Half Assed swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wall has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wall manages to avoid it.
Wall gets a clinch.
Half Assed scores with a shot to the side of Wall's head.
Wall can't find room to land a body shot as Half Assed controls the action.
Wall misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Half Assed creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed has a couple of punches blocked by Wall.
Wall works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Half Assed misses with some punches.
Half Assed lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Half Assed working aggressively here.
Wall tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wall blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Half Assed lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wall is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short body shot lands from Half Assed as the two fighters clinch.
Wall pushes Half Assed back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Half Assed working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Half Assed working hard to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Anti Half Assed will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Half Assed throws a jab when Wall was well out of range.
Half Assed moves out of range as Wall strikes.
Wall uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Half Assed.
Wall fails to land with a series of punches.
Wall tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Half Assed manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Half Assed jabs Wall to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anti Half Assed is winning the standup battle so far.
Half Assed lands a nice shot to the body.
Wall takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Half Assed lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wall moves into range and clinches up with Half Assed.
A head punch on the inside from Half Assed fails to land.
Half Assed prevents a body shot from Wall.
Half Assed swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Half Assed fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Half Assed.
Half Assed blocks a body shot from Wall.
A shot in the inside from Half Assed.
Wall misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wall lands a right hand.
Wall throws a punch but it's blocked by Half Assed.
Half Assed jumps guard but Wall turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Wall lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Half Assed.
Half Assed manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Wall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Half Assed is keeping the position for now.
Half Assed is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Wall is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed keeping moving, preventing Wall from controlling successfully.
Half Assed is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Wall avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Wall avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wall controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Wall wants to pass the guard but Half Assed is keeping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Half Assed looking for a guillotine here but Wall defends easily.
Wall controls from within his opponent's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Let's hope that Wall has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anti Half Assed dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
A nice combination there by Half Assed.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Half Assed struggles to land a body shot inside as Wall controls his hands.
Half Assed pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Half Assed cracks Wall with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wall tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Half Assed paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wall ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Half Assed connects with a looping right hand.
Half Assed thuds a left hand into Wall's body.
Wall takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wall tries to close the distance and clinch but Half Assed swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wall instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed misses with a hook to the ribs.
Half Assed misses with a hook from the clinch.
Half Assed manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed is looking for a triangle here but Wall uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Wall stands up and beckons Half Assed to his feet.
Wall rushes Half Assed and presses him up against the cage.
Half Assed is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wall can do to turn this around?
A short right from Wall on the inside.
Half Assed misses with a hook from the clinch.
Half Assed swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Half Assed lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Half Assed.
Wall fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
John Wall has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Half Assed doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Half Assed fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wall lands a shot to the body.
Wall has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Half Assed clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
I really don't envy Half Assed right now.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Wall controlling the positon.
We've been hearing good reports from Half Assed's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Wall.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wall punches the canvas rather than the man.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Half Assed trying to control the position but Wall manages to sink in the hooks.
Wall is looking for the choke from the back position but Half Assed is controlling his hands well.
Half Assed might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wall looking for the RNC.
Half Assed defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Half Assed covering up well under a series of strikes from Wall.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to John Wall.
I think Half Assed has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Anti Half Assed!
The defeated John Wall had this to say: 'CEC can kiss my ass, Robb Stark can kiss my ass. I'm off to bigger and better things, enjoy your cardboard belt.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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