PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Dog (ranked 709 p4p, 22 weight class) and Gomu Gomu (ranked 1204 p4p, 21 weight class). Dog kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The 2 Bears - Bear Hug. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dog
vs
Gomu

194 cm
32
270 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

204 cm
33
260 lbs
21 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Sportivité
FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gomu Gomu!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gomu swings for the body but Dog moves out of range.
Dog lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Gomu Gomu has been cut.

Dog lands a big head kick that sends Gomu tumbling to the mat! Dog takes a step backwards and waves Gomu back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Dog lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Gomu falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Big Dog!
A very excited looking Big Dog made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.