PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marky Mark (ranked 576 p4p, 88 weight class) and Mister McNasty (ranked 910 p4p, 133 weight class). Mister McNasty acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Mark
vs
McNasty

217 cm
23
211 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

177 cm
23
215 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$100)
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marky Mark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister McNasty!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Ben Watson and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mark thuds his shin into the meat of McNasty's side.
McNasty slips under a jab from Mark.
McNasty is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Mark with a body shot.
McNasty looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McNasty throws a nice looking combination but Mark bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McNasty connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mark momentarily.
Mark misses with a body kick.
A little jabbing left from McNasty on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mark uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McNasty chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mark can pounce on him.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McNasty crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mark - the referee stops the clock and McNasty gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mark. McNasty manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McNasty slips a straight right by Mark.
Mark throws a good cross that connects.

McNasty fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mark, pushing him back against the cage.
Mark really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mark tries to pull guard but McNasty won't allow it.
Mark lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McNasty can't find room to land a body shot as Mark controls the action.
Mark misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mark lands a left hand.

Mark escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A good leg kick by Mark.
McNasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mark.
Mark throws a combination that misses
letting McNasty counter with a right hand.

It looks like Marky Mark has been cut.
Mark tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McNasty was well out of range. Poor timing from Mark.
We've been told by Mark's head coaches at Gangsterdamage that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
McNasty misses with a hook
and Mark counters with a left to the body.
McNasty has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A solid leg kick lands there for McNasty.
Mark fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McNasty.
McNasty throws a front kick aimed at Mark's knee but Mark avoids it well.
McNasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mark.
McNasty swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mark scores with a nice strike.
Mark uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McNasty.
Mark is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNasty misses with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Mark throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mark doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mark throws a low kick but McNasty avoids it.
Nice shot by Mark.
Mark tries to bum rush McNasty with a series of wild strikes but McNasty uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mark misses the jab.
McNasty appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Mark looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McNasty takes a swing at Mark's ribcage but misses.
McNasty with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mark to score with a decent uppercut.
McNasty connects with an inside leg kick.
Mark takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McNasty throws an overhand right that lands on Mark's shoulder, as Mark tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mark throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mark scores with a three punch combo!
Mark throws a body punch but McNasty moves out of range.
McNasty flicks out a counter leg kick but Mark steps away.
Mark is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice body kick there by Mark.
McNasty throws a solid leg kick but Mark takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McNasty.
Mark is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mark throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McNasty on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mark. Mark obviously looking to wear him down.
Mark goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

McNasty rushes Mark and presses him up against the cage.
Mark tries to break the clinch but McNasty is controlling the position.
Mark is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McNasty to keep the fight standing.
Mark lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mark misses with some punches.
Mark working hard to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNasty misses with a body punch.
McNasty throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mark is looking to break free of the clinch but McNasty has double underhooks.

Mark breaks the clinch.
A jab from Mark misses.
McNasty checks a low kick from Mark.
McNasty thumps Mark with a low kick.
McNasty scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNasty. Mark does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mark misses with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mark. McNasty does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and McNasty releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
McNasty is looking to clinch.
Nice defenses there by McNasty.
McNasty was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Mark scoring well with a low kick there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marky Mark dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marky Mark's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mark throws a hook to the side of McNasty's head but McNasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mark throws a body kick that misses.
That kick from McNasty tenderised Mark's leg. Mark is trying to keep his angry face on.
A telegraphed right hand from McNasty misses the target.
McNasty slips a jab from Mark.
McNasty throws a lazy right hand but Mark sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mark throwing a counter right hand but McNasty manages to avoid it.
Mark throws a predictable looking body shot
and McNasty counters with a leg kick.
Mark is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McNasty throws a body punch but Mark moves out of range.
McNasty swings for the body but Mark moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNasty shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mark connects with an inside leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Mark. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mark.
McNasty is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McNasty is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mark rather than just go for the knockout.
McNasty throws a hook but Mark blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mark takes a swing at McNasty's ribcage but misses.
Mark throws a body punch but McNasty moves out of range.
McNasty doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Marky Mark is winning the standup battle so far.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mark - that will leave a mark!
A telegraphed right hand from Mark misses the target.
Mark uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McNasty.
Mark fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McNasty manages to avoid it.
Mark misses with a leg kick
and McNasty counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mark throws the kick towards the body but McNasty avoids it.
Mark throws a body kick that misses.
McNasty scores with a leg kick.
Mark throws a body shot but no joy.
Mark pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNasty avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McNasty flicks out a counter leg kick but Mark steps away.
Mark throws a leg kick
and McNasty counters with an inside leg kick.
Mark is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McNasty can do to turn this around?
McNasty is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Mark.
Mark ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McNasty throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mark connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - McNasty looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Marky Mark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McNasty misses with a left hand
and Mark counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mark takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McNasty is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Mark throws a hook to the side of McNasty's head but McNasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mark fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McNasty is out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Mark checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McNasty lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mark misses with a body kick.
Mark just misses with a punch to the body.
McNasty throws a jab but it's blocked by Mark.
Mark was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
McNasty tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mark was well out of range. Poor timing from McNasty.
And Mark counters with a quick kick to the body but McNasty blocks it.
Mark ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mark lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McNasty circles away quickly and effectively.
Mark throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and McNasty counters with a nice body shot.
Mark connects with a jab.
McNasty takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNasty connects with a leg kick. Mark looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
An inside leg kick lands from McNasty.
McNasty misses with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by McNasty.
McNasty looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mark throws a lazy right hand but McNasty sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McNasty throws out a counter right but Mark avoids it with no problem.
Mark throws a head kick but McNasty moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McNasty! But no joy.
This has been an exciting period of action!

McNasty rushes Mark and presses him up against the cage.
Mark goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mark misses with a body punch.
McNasty working aggressively here.
Mark is trying to break the clinch but McNasty is controlling him.
Mark is trying to pull guard but McNasty turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mark.
A head punch on the inside from Mark fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marky Mark dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marky Mark's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jab from Mark.
McNasty misses with a few strikes there.
Mark tries to work over McNasty's front leg with a kick but McNasty checks it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McNasty with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mark moves away from the strike by McNasty.
A quick step to the side and Mark tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mark misses with a few strikes there.
A clash of legs there as McNasty blocks the low kick.
Mark backing away here, and McNasty unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McNasty wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mark throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNasty avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McNasty appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
McNasty blocks a head kick by Mark.
McNasty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mark moves away.
McNasty lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mark throws a push kick but McNasty slaps the foot to one side.
Mark avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McNasty throws a leg kick which misses Mark's front leg but catches the back leg as Mark tries to avoid it.
McNasty's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Mark connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McNasty scrambles back to his feet.
Mark throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mark throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McNasty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mark steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McNasty.
Mark misses with an attempted mid kick.
McNasty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mark misses with a hook. McNasty ducked under it nicely.
McNasty scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McNasty looks to score with a jab to the body but Mark is just out of range.
McNasty ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Mark.
McNasty flicks out a counter leg kick but Mark steps away.
McNasty throws a body punch but Mark moves out of range.
McNasty throws a nice looking combination but Mark bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McNasty chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mark can pounce on him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mark.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mark defending well as McNasty loads up on a big left hand.
Mark is looking to chop away at McNasty's legs.
McNasty swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mark is looking to chop away at McNasty's legs.
Mark throws a jab when McNasty was well out of range.
McNasty throws a shot to the body.
Mark misses the shot to the body.
McNasty let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
McNasty throws a lazy right hand but Mark sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mark misses with a jab to the body
and McNasty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McNasty fails with an attempt to clinch.
McNasty uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mark.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McNasty! But no joy.
McNasty scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McNasty chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McNasty throws a solid leg kick but Mark takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McNasty.
Mark throws a body punch but McNasty moves out of range.
McNasty throws a poor cross that misses
and Mark makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mark takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNasty. Mark does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mark throws a shot from downtown. McNasty moves away and avoids it.
McNasty swings for the body but Mark moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNasty throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mark fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McNasty is out of range.
McNasty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mark.
Mark connects with a looping right hand.
Mark connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McNasty lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McNasty throws a body shot but no joy.
McNasty takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mark lands with a nice combination. McNasty backs away looking to recover.
McNasty tries to clinch but Mark is having none of it.
McNasty takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mister McNasty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McNasty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mark.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Marky Mark.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mark, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marky Mark!
Marky Mark bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.